Hark Marper's definitions
When a man cums on a woman/mans eyes and then holds them shut so that when the glop dries they can't open their eyelids.
by Hark Marper February 4, 2009

A pussy that's hairy with glowing red flaps that stick out and crusty saddle bags, akin to a bacon sandwich on its side that's been on the floor of a hair dressing salon in all the cut off hair.
by Hark Marper February 4, 2009

To describe an ugly, fat, covered in make-up generally blonde bird wearing ill fitting clothes and high heels that looks a right fucking mess but thinks she looks amazing.
by Hark Marper February 4, 2009

When a mans genitalia feels uncomfortable in his trousers/pants so he needs to reposition them around by shaking his legs or crouching.
by Hark Marper February 4, 2009

Hey Rich, get up to anything good last night?
Damn right, Paul, I got to sit in on a lezzies sesh and W and W!
Damn right, Paul, I got to sit in on a lezzies sesh and W and W!
by Hark Marper February 4, 2009

by Hark Marper February 4, 2009
