Hark Marper's definitions

Pig in heels

To describe an ugly, fat, covered in make-up generally blonde bird wearing ill fitting clothes and high heels that looks a right fucking mess but thinks she looks amazing.

Fuck me, look at the state of that, she's like a pig in heels!

by Hark Marper February 4, 2009

Glop Lidded

When a man cums on a woman/mans eyes and then holds them shut so that when the glop dries they can't open their eyelids.

She sucked me off then I glop lidded her.

by Hark Marper February 4, 2009

getting a pozzer on

When a mans genitalia feels uncomfortable in his trousers/pants so he needs to reposition them around by shaking his legs or crouching.

Hang on a sec, mate, I'm getting a pozzer on

by Hark Marper February 4, 2009

Hairdressers bacon sandwich

A pussy that's hairy with glowing red flaps that stick out and crusty saddle bags, akin to a bacon sandwich on its side that's been on the floor of a hair dressing salon in all the cut off hair.

I wish I'd never gone down on her, she had a hairdressers bacon sandwich....

by Hark Marper February 4, 2009

w and w

When a Male in particular wants to sit in on a lesbian session to 'watch and wank'.

Hey Rich, get up to anything good last night?

Damn right, Paul, I got to sit in on a lezzies sesh and W and W!

by Hark Marper February 4, 2009

Twin pronged attack

Whan a female is double penetrated by two males.

I'm really sore today, Jenny, I suffered a twin pronged attack last night.

by Hark Marper February 4, 2009