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Chakka Khan

SRK is known as Chakka Khan of bollywood.
Born in poor chakka family SRK went on to become Richest Chakka of bollywood.
Chakka Khan SRK secretly married Karan Johar. Their new born son is Chakka Akshay Kumar
Hey why are you behaving like chakka khan shah rukh?
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Worst Actor of Bollywood

SRK is the worst actor of bollywood. For SRK spreading stinky arms & doing Titanic Pose means acting, thats why he is the worst actor of bollywood.
After seeing SRKs cringeworthy acting in Ra One, Happy New Year, Guddu aliens stopped visiting earth.
SRK turns emotional scene into comedy, action scene into horror.
SRK spent his whole life by doing overacting.
Worst Actor of bollywood kaun hai?
Golden Kela Awards - SRK
Dhakkan Awards - SRK
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Flopstar of Bollywood

Canadian Akshay Kumar is the Flopstar of bollywood.
Having more than 80 Flops in Domestic market & 100 Flops on overseas soil Akshay Kumar has every right to be crowned as The Biggest Flopstar of Bollywood.
Kitne pratishat Bhartiya yeh sochte hai ki Akshay Kumar Flopstar of Bollywood hai?
Indians - 132%
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SRK Fans

Worst Fans of Worst Actor!

Porks who survived after watching Guddu, Ra One, Happy New Year are called SRK fans.
Asslickers of Multi Fandom, Diploma Holders of Excel Editing, Trenders of HNY Best Film Ever, Mobile Chors
Where do we find SRK fans?
A - At Rikshaw stand
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Canadian Deshbhakt

Akshay Kumar is widely known as Canadian Deshbhakt.
Canadian Deshbhakt Akshay Kumar is the inventor of Flops & Disasters. Till date he has given 80 Flops which is unbeaten record!
Canadian Deshbhakt Akshay Kumar plays Patriotic Card during the release of his films & after that its validity expires.
Google Canadian Deshbhakt, you will see ugly face of Akshay Kumar
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Chakkiwood

Chakkiwood means Disaster University of Canadian Akshay Kumar.
Chakkiwood consist of total 80 Disasters from Domestic Market & 100 Disasters from overseas.
In year 2020 Chakkiwood won Nobel Prize for their contribution in destroying each genre whether it is comedy, drama, action or horror.
What are natural disasters?
A - Tsunami, Earthquake, Volcano & Chakkiwood
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Chakka of Bollywood

SRK the greatest Chakka of Bollywood.
Karan Johar the CEO of Global Chakka Association deserve oscar for this elite Chakka of Bollywood SRK.
After spending million bucks on masterpiece Ra One SRK started dancing in wedding ceremonies & become official Chakka of Bollywood.
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