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Definitions by Hari Om Bhatiya Dhaba Wale

Rajiv Bhatia 

A Maderchod Canadian. Rajiv Bhatia is the fakest person ever!! he lied about his honorary citizenship, He doesnt have any doctorate of Windsor University, you can check Windsor university's website, His Martial Art black belt holder claim is also fake.

Rajiv Bhatia plays patriotic card during the release of his films & after that its validity get expire.
Greatest quotes from Rajiv Bhatia

"This is my home, toronto is my home"

"Just like Pakistan, India also have terrorism"
"I'm getting more from Pakistan"

Criminal of Bollywood 

SRK & Akshay Kumar both are certified Criminals of Bollywood.
SRK was arrested for threatening female journalist, SRK also involved in Kerosene scam. Criminal of Bollywood SRK openly tweeted & praised most wanted terrorist Zakir Naik.
Pakistani terrorist hafiz saeed said SRK can come to pakistan if he feels unsafe in India.
Another criminal Akshay Kumar a canadian actor got arrested under obscenity. Akshay Kumar admitted that he gets more love from Pakistan
How many indians think SRK & Chakki are criminal of bollywood?
A - 132 cr

SRK Fans 

Worst Fans of Worst Actor!

Porks who survived after watching Guddu, Ra One, Happy New Year are called SRK fans.
Asslickers of Multi Fandom, Diploma Holders of Excel Editing, Trenders of HNY Best Film Ever, Mobile Chors
Where do we find SRK fans?
A - At Rikshaw stand

Salman Khan Fans 

Salman Khan Fans are devotees of Salman Khan
Where do we find Salman Khan Fans?
A - All over the world
Where do we find SRK Fans?
A - At rikshaw stand

Gay of Bollywood 

SRK is the Gay of Bollywood.

SRK & Karan Johar's love affair became international news even James Cameron wanted to cast them together for Titanic. In an interview SRK admitted that he is half male & half female which why he's been referred as Gay of Bollywood

Gay of Bollywood SRK 24x7 protesting against section 377 the main hurdle for him & karan.

Gay of Bollywood acted in so many garbage films like Dilwale Gay Le Jayenge, Dil Toh Gay Hai, English Babu Desi Gay.
Hey i want to meet gay of bollywood where do i find him?
A - On Karan Johar's bed
Canadian Akshay kumar's highest grosser.
Akshay Kumar crossed 133cr in March 2019 with the help of GST.
New comers Varun Dhawan, Tiger Shroff & actresses like Kangana Ranaut already crossed 133cr in 2015.
Without GST Akshay Kumar consistently failed to cross 133cr.
Search 133cr on non holiday, you will see Akshay Kumar

Disaster Machine 

Canadian Akshay Kumar known as Disaster Machine.
Akshay Kumar has acquired cult status when it comes to flops & disasters.
More than 80 Flops in domestic market & 100 flops in overseas, Akshay Kumar has every right to be crowned as Disaster Machine.
When disaster machine invented, engineer said 'yeh dekho akshay kumar'