King Of Bollywood

Megastar Salman Khan is the King of Bollywood. He holds maximum box office records, He has 14 blockbusters, 10 Highest Grossers, 7 Record Openers, 7 weekend records, 16 bumper openers thats enough to call him the biggest megastar of bollywood.
Q - Whoz the king of bollywood?
Indians - Salman Khan
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Chakka of Bollywood

SRK the greatest Chakka of Bollywood.
Karan Johar the CEO of Global Chakka Association deserve oscar for this elite Chakka of Bollywood SRK.
After spending million bucks on masterpiece Ra One SRK started dancing in wedding ceremonies & become official Chakka of Bollywood.
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Criminal of Bollywood

SRK & Akshay Kumar both are certified Criminals of Bollywood.
SRK was arrested for threatening female journalist, SRK also involved in Kerosene scam. Criminal of Bollywood SRK openly tweeted & praised most wanted terrorist Zakir Naik.
Pakistani terrorist hafiz saeed said SRK can come to pakistan if he feels unsafe in India.
Another criminal Akshay Kumar a canadian actor got arrested under obscenity. Akshay Kumar admitted that he gets more love from Pakistan
How many indians think SRK & Chakki are criminal of bollywood?
A - 132 cr
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Flopstar of Bollywood

Canadian Akshay Kumar is the Flopstar of bollywood.
Having more than 80 Flops in Domestic market & 100 Flops on overseas soil Akshay Kumar has every right to be crowned as The Biggest Flopstar of Bollywood.
Kitne pratishat Bhartiya yeh sochte hai ki Akshay Kumar Flopstar of Bollywood hai?
Indians - 132%
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Chakkiwood

Chakkiwood means Disaster University of Canadian Akshay Kumar.
Chakkiwood consist of total 80 Disasters from Domestic Market & 100 Disasters from overseas.
In year 2020 Chakkiwood won Nobel Prize for their contribution in destroying each genre whether it is comedy, drama, action or horror.
What are natural disasters?
A - Tsunami, Earthquake, Volcano & Chakkiwood
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SRK Fans

Worst Fans of Worst Actor!

Porks who survived after watching Guddu, Ra One, Happy New Year are called SRK fans.
Asslickers of Multi Fandom, Diploma Holders of Excel Editing, Trenders of HNY Best Film Ever, Mobile Chors
Where do we find SRK fans?
A - At Rikshaw stand
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Terrorist of Bollywood

SRK is known as terrorist of bollywood.
SRK was the biggest threat for terrorists when he gone nude in Maya Memsaab.
SRK murdered Indian audience as well as ISIS, Al Qaeda terrorists by his cringeworthy acting & poor dialogue delivery.
Happy New year, Ra One, Guddu these films deserve oscar for wiping all terrorist organisations from this planet, thats why we call SRK is the biggest terrorist of bollywood.
Terrorist of Pakistan - We have laden, Hafiz saeed, hydrogen bomb.
Terrorist of Bollywood - I have Happy New Year
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