Umiaq

The art of using social media to brag about outdoor adventures you never actually went on. A combination of "um" (hesitation) and "kayak" (because it sounds outdoorsy).

Can be used as a verb (to umiaq) or a noun (an umiaq post).

Sophie: "Check out my Insta! I'm totally crushing this mountain climb!"
Jake: "Dude, you're umiaqqing again. That's clearly the rock wall at Planet Fitness."

by HappyCleaner82 July 06, 2024

Fiction Fight 2

A nonprofit fighting fan game developed under the Baxverse using the MUGEN engine, Fiction Fight 2, or FF2, is a reboot of the original Fiction Fight. Inspired by the Super Smash Bros. series, it brings together a diverse roster of characters from various media, including Goku, Spider-Man, Scorpion, and Heavy in a more traditional fighting game sense.

Fiction Fight 2 is the peak of fighting games! All the characters have amazing artwork and intelligent AI to fight against. I can’t wait for tournaments to be held!

by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024

Dinglefuckery

The act of engaging in incompetently stupid or unnecessary actions, resulting in confusion, annoyance, or catastrophe, simply to fuck with others.

Did you see John trying to juggle flaming dildos at the party last night? Total dinglefuckery, man.

by HappyCleaner82 June 04, 2023

Douchestickery

The act of being an absolute, over-the-top douchebag, using excessive levels of dickish behavior accompanied by a complete and utter disregard for human decency.

Did you just see that guy cut in line and then start bad-mouthing the barista? The levels of douchestickery are off the charts here!

by HappyCleaner82 June 04, 2023

Illygibbophobia

The fear of poorly written or confusing text messages.

Every time Sam receives an autocorrected and jumbled text from his friends, his illygibbophobia kicks in and he starts feeling extremely anxious until he's able to decipher their message.

by HappyCleaner82 June 04, 2023

Kwaad

An alien species planned to serve as the grunt warriors in a cancelled indie game called Note Battles.

These Kwaad warriors are easy to beat, I wonder when the real challenge will occur.

by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024

Flubdext

The uncanny ability to mess up even the simplest tasks with remarkable skill.

Boss: "How's Steve doing with filing those papers?"
Coworker: "Let's just say his flubdext is in top form today. He's somehow managed to alphabetize them numerically."

by HappyCleaner82 July 06, 2024