Kaan

A derogatory term for a barlosexual, someone who exhibits sexual interest in bees or those who identify as bees.
“Did you see Kyle in the hallway yesterday staring at pictures of bees on his phone? God, he’s such a kaan.”
by HappyCleaner82 October 03, 2023
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Brudge

A small, stiff piece of dirt or debris lodged in the crevices of one's shoes or other objects after outdoor activities.
After a long hike, Sarah noticed several brudges wedged in the treads of her boots, so she tapped them together to dislodge the stubborn bits.
by HappyCleaner82 June 03, 2023
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Flubdext

The uncanny ability to mess up even the simplest tasks with remarkable skill.
Boss: "How's Steve doing with filing those papers?"
Coworker: "Let's just say his flubdext is in top form today. He's somehow managed to alphabetize them numerically."
by HappyCleaner82 July 06, 2024
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poganima

The unholy offspring of cursed copulation between a wild pogo stick and an incompetent drunk priest's failed attempt at exorcising spirits from an innocent grandma. Known to manifest on the dance floor of pop punk concerts and putrid nightmares.
As Fiona danced at the punk rock concert, the sight of a wobbly poganima bouncing beside her caused swift perspiration, reminding her of that haunting smell from her uncle's gym socks under her bed.
by HappyCleaner82 June 03, 2023
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Jqxza

A completely made-up word designed to mess with people during a game of Urban Dictionary Scrabble. It has no meaning, no pronunciation, and no real use other than to frustrate people when they try to look it up, only to find out it's just a trap to waste their time. Congratulations, you just got "Jqxza’d”!

A good way to memorize this “word” is that it is all 4 8+ value tiles back to back in alphabetical order, followed by an A.
“I play Jqxza for 54 points!”
“That’s not a real word, even in Urban Dictionary Scrabble!”
“Oh yeah? Look it up?”
“FUUUUUUUUUUUUU”
by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024
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Alarm Button

A metaphorical or literal button that sends you into full panic mode. Whether it's waking you up at an ungodly hour, triggering anxiety in stressful situations, or being the last resort in a crisis—pressing the "alarm button" means it's time to freak out or act fast. Often associated with early mornings, deadlines, and life's unexpected curveballs.
I hit the alarm button when I realized my 50-word essay was due in an hour. I’m such a slow typer!
by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024
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barlosexual

A term used to describe an individual who exhibits sexual interest or behavior towards bees or those who identify as bees. The derogatory term for those who identify as such is a “kaan.”
Despite many odd looks and questions from her peers, Lily remained firm in her barlosexual identity, finding attraction in bees only.
by HappyCleaner82 October 03, 2023
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