Definitions by Hans Henrik

Rule 1 and 2 

In the context of dating, "Rule 1 and 2" is
Rule #1: Be attractive
Rule #2: Don’t be unattractive

Q: How do I get matches on Tinder?
A: Follow rule 1 and 2.
(other example);
YOU MATCHED WITH KATIE ON 8/12/22;
Chad: Yoor bootyfull
Katie: All these other guys are trying to demonstrate their grasp of written English in their first message to me, but not you. You're different. I like you

Bob: Chad, how the fuck did that pickup line work?

Chad: Rule 1 and 2...

Rule 1 and 2 by Hans Henrik May 27, 2023

y 

can mean either "Yes" or "Why" depending on context

R34LM: Wait, your Hans Henrik, aren't you?
takeoded: y

R34LM: You are just the person I wanted to talk to in the first place!

y by Hans Henrik September 21, 2019

laeder 

retarded way of writing "later"

<hans> laeder gais
<kewi> ByeHans
<shadow> cya l8r hans, thanks for hanging out

laeder by Hans Henrik April 10, 2019

fmnet 

Fuck My Net
(or fuck my network/internet/connection etc)
used when your net is slow or laggy or unstable...

MMORPGs, like wow, doing some hard quest taking several hours. then... at the end, NET FREEZE, YOU DIE, YOU GOTTA DO IT ALL FROM THE START.
FMNET!!!

fmnet by Hans Henrik May 25, 2011

n u?

short for "and you?"

MSN,
friend: sup?
you: nm, n u?
friend: nm.

n u? by Hans Henrik October 30, 2010