Definitions by Hank Tofferston

Bam, Zoom, Straight to the Moon

The use of space travel as a metaphor for beating your wife.

Ralph: One of these days Alice...one of these days, bam, zoom, straight to the moon.

Alice: Right Ralph, right.

Bam, Zoom, Straight to the Moon by Hank Tofferston June 17, 2009

Filthy Sandwhich 

Where the inner workings of a sandwhich of the recievers choosing is inserted into the anus of the giver and greedily eaten out with a smile. Condiments not required but encouraged.

Jesus Christ: "Hey Derek what did you do last night?"
Nick: "I ate a filthy sandwhich from the Boog."
Jesus Christ: "I hope you put mustard on it."
Nick: "No just mayo."
Jesus Christ: "OK then"

Filthy Sandwhich by Hank Tofferston June 14, 2009

Roscoe Brown 

A name given to a rapist with many victims but the police care not enough to do anything about him so he goes on unnamed. His rapings are also quick, loud, without any tact or attention to who is around, not concept of time, and with complete disreguard to being caught or not.

Jesus Christ: "So what were you doing at lunch in the parking lot?"

Maria: "Ol' Roscoe Brown got me. Some unbathed sweaty homeless guy."

Jesus Christ: "Yeah you gotta be careful, that nigga don't care. He got Christine on her way in this morning."

Roscoe Brown by Hank Tofferston June 14, 2009

Occular Penetration

To insert one's genitals into anothers eye socket with great force and velocity.

Josh: "Dude check that bitch out"

Brett: "Pretty nice."

Josh: "She makes my sticker peck out."

Brett: "Occular Penetration?"

Josh: "I suppose it will suffice."

Brett & Josh together: "RAPE POWERS ACTIVATE! FORM OF "ROSCOE BROWN! GET HER!"

Occular Penetration by Hank Tofferston June 14, 2009