bolged

Taking an injury to the head,derived from Legolas smashing an Orc's head in on a wooden pole four times in The Hobbit:The Desolation of Smaug.
You look terrible. Did you get bolged?
by Handle can't be blank. March 25, 2014
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apple

1) A FREAKING FRUIT ONLY A DOUCHEBAG WOULD SEARCH THAT
2) A computer system that has much better software than Windows.
1) Apple peels are coated with freaking wax! Who coats a freaking fruit with wax?
2) Apple user: Windows sucks. Windows user: No freaking way you say that. Apple's software is terrible. (Apple user kills Windows user)
by Handle can't be blank. May 03, 2014
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im going to die

plz help me i am stuck in a car underwater
no this is not a joke i am loosing oxygen which means im going to die
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