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im going to die

plz help me i am stuck in a car underwater

no this is not a joke i am loosing oxygen which means im going to die

by Handle can't be blank. May 22, 2020

bolged

Taking an injury to the head,derived from Legolas smashing an Orc's head in on a wooden pole four times in The Hobbit:The Desolation of Smaug.

You look terrible. Did you get bolged?

by Handle can't be blank. May 11, 2014

apple

1) A FREAKING FRUIT ONLY A DOUCHEBAG WOULD SEARCH THAT
2) A computer system that has much better software than Windows.

1) Apple peels are coated with freaking wax! Who coats a freaking fruit with wax?
2) Apple user: Windows sucks. Windows user: No freaking way you say that. Apple's software is terrible. (Apple user kills Windows user)

by Handle can't be blank. May 3, 2014