Definitions by Handle Not Found

Inglun, innih?

The proper way to say England according to Caddicarus in his video about the PlayStation 2 EyeToy.

"These two are too good for the England team so I'm going to rename it to how it's properly spelled: 'Inglun, innih?'"

Inglun, innih? by Handle Not Found July 19, 2025

teletubbied

The state of being drunk and weirdly euphoric, like you just wandered out of a fever dream where sun babies make sense and everything's made of felt. Often includes giggling, stumbling, hugging random people, and possibly talking to inanimate objects. Bonus points if you fall down and bounce back up like a children’s show character.

"She had two margaritas and a Jell-O shot and suddenly she’s teletubbied, telling the toaster it’s her best friend."

teletubbied by Handle Not Found July 12, 2025

flat-backed 

Describes someone so outrageously drunk they end up horizontal—usually on a couch, the floor, or wherever gravity decides they should be. Comes from the image of someone literally being on their back, flat as a pancake, because standing is no longer an option.

"Bro was so flat-backed last night, we had to roll him onto a yoga mat and hope for the best."

flat-backed by Handle Not Found July 12, 2025

Nilla Wafer top hat time

It's the time you wear a hat made outta Nilla Wafers. It's the best time in the history of mankind!

One day, there was a knock at my door. A mysterious drifter was on the other side. In his hands was a box, and on his lips were the words, "Listen closely; I don't have much time." Then he reached in the box and pulled out a Nilla Wafer top hat from inside. He said, "Wear it when it's time." And I said, "What time?" And then he died. Later, I realized he was talking about Nilla Wafer top hat time.

Nilla Wafer top hat time by Handle Not Found August 27, 2023

Ligurone

The ultimate comeback to ligma. Meant to sound like "lick your own."

Person 1: It's so sad that Steve Jobs died of ligma.
Person 2: I'm pretty sure he died of ligurone.
Person 1: Ligurone? What the hell is ligurone?
Person 2: Ligurone balls!

Ligurone by Handle Not Found July 3, 2023

Yellmo 

Elmo's weird cousin, originating from the Drawception game "Espurr is Bored." He's often portrayed as psychotic, and even has his own variation of "Tickle me Elmo" called "Pickle me Yellmo." Ironically enough, Yellmo is allergic to pickles.

After the Drawception game "Espurr is Bored" created Yellmo, things kinda spiraled out of control from there.

Yellmo by Handle Not Found February 16, 2021