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Pom: If This Is Bikini Bottom, Then Where Da Wi-Fi? In Bikini Bottom, Shouldn't There Be Ultra High Speed Wi-Fi Everywhere?
Spongebob Squarepants: Wi-Fi? What's That?
It's What You Use To Get Hooked Up To The Internet & I Need Da Wi-Fi!
Spongebob Squarepants: Well, I Don't Know Where Wi-Fi Is.

Abbey: Hi, Mom!
Abbey's Mom: Heh.

Lily: Hey, Have You Watched The Worst Video Ever? It's Called ''Going To The Store''.
Ava: OK. What's It About?
Lily: Well, It's About This Naked & Bald Guy Walking Around, & It Also Looks Like That His Arms & Legs Are Limp Noodles. He Does This Over & Over Again & At The End, He's Squirming On The Stairs Instead Of Walking Up The Steps. There's Also A Sign That Says No Doing What He's Doing On The Stairs.
Ava: Did He Go To The Store?
Lily: No. That's It.
Ava: Let Me See The Video So That I Know What You Mean. . Goes On Her Computer & Watches Going To The Store On YouTube . O.O Oh, NOW I See What You Mean, Lily! This IS The Worst Video Ever!
Lily: I Told You!

Homer: . Falls & Grunts .
. Homer's Skateboard Falls On Him .
Homer: D'oh!

Lily: I Love Amazing World!
Mom: OK. Well, What World Do You Think Is Amazing?
Lily: No.
Mom: What Do You Mean?
Lily: What I Mean By Amazing World Is The MMO Game.
Mom: Oh...

Abbey's Mom: What Are You Reading, Abbey?
Abbey: Just A Magic Kitten Book.

Abbey: Wow! Look, Lily, Do You See That?
Lily: See What?
Abbey: . Points To A Rainbow . See That!
Lily: Oh Yeah! What Is It?
Abbey: There's A Rainbow! I Have To Take A Picture Of It!