Hamtaro 's definitions

Aqua

A useless but incredibly hot water goddess from Konosuba

Aqua may be useless, but she is just so dang sexy

by Hamtaro April 6, 2022

Bitch Nigga

A female black dog

Guy 1: This is my black dog, her name is Shaylar

Guy 2: It's a Bitch Nigga

by Hamtaro October 30, 2019

I’m pregnant

Either the most exciting thing or scariest thing your wife can say depending on your thoughts

Wife 1: “I’m pregnant”
Husband 1: “Yay, we’re gonna be parents”

Wife 2: “I’m pregnant”
Husband 2: “OH GOSH, I’M NOT READY TO BE A DAD”

by Hamtaro June 11, 2023

Hilda

The greatest freaking show on Netflix, SERIOUSLY this frick beats the crap out of Big Mouth, Paradise PD, or F is for Family

Hilda is the best show ever
And it's owned by Netflix

by Hamtaro December 16, 2018

Sip

A simp for someone who isn't mediocre
Simp means "Sucker Idolizing Mediocre P***y" but if you're simping for someone who isn't mediocre then you're a sip

Guy 1: I'm a simp for Jaiden
Guy 2: that makes you a sip

by Hamtaro August 30, 2020

Jawn

Wally (Numbuh 4's) spelling of gone

He's not getting you a pony, he's not getting you anything, he's gone, JAWN GONE!!!!!

by Hamtaro May 30, 2018

Battle Kid

A game that's so hard it should be illegal.

Playing this game is REALLY painful
You will die 1,000,000+ times

Battle Kid makes Dark Souls look like a game for babies

by Hamtaro November 13, 2019