Hamtaro 's definitions

Hilda

The greatest freaking show on Netflix, SERIOUSLY this frick beats the crap out of Big Mouth, Paradise PD, or F is for Family

Hilda is the best show ever
And it's owned by Netflix

by Hamtaro December 16, 2018

Unikittony

An adult fan of the Cartoon Network show Unikitty

Most common Unikittonies are fans of The Lego Movie

Man: Unikitty is the cutest thing
Woman: you're a Unikittony

by Hamtaro October 22, 2018

Boomer

A boomer is a guy that acts old

Age classification:

0-3 (Baby Boomer) These boomers don't care about anything

4-12 (Kid Boomer) The most innocent type of boomer

13-17 (Teen Boomer) These boomers have a dirty mind and love to masturbate

18-29 (Young Boomer) The boomers that are legal to marry and have sex with

30+ (Full Blown Boomers) The stage where a boomer becomes an actual boomer

Ok, Boomer

by Hamtaro November 16, 2019

Nikutower

A stack of really fat women piled up on each other forming a tower like formation. Often drawn by kurocaze-s on DeviantArt

Look, those fatties are forming a Nikutower.

by Hamtaro April 10, 2022

Sip

A simp for someone who isn't mediocre
Simp means "Sucker Idolizing Mediocre P***y" but if you're simping for someone who isn't mediocre then you're a sip

Guy 1: I'm a simp for Jaiden
Guy 2: that makes you a sip

by Hamtaro August 30, 2020

EA

How you spell greedy

Buy how EA is used in a sentence for $19.99

by Hamtaro August 17, 2019

Battle Kid

A game that's so hard it should be illegal.

Playing this game is REALLY painful
You will die 1,000,000+ times

Battle Kid makes Dark Souls look like a game for babies

by Hamtaro November 13, 2019