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Definitions by HamoodHabibi2.0

PornHub Ads

Pornhub ads are quite possibly the worst thing in the world.

There are two main types:
1. The bonerkiller.
"Mature ladies in your area" Shows a picture of someone's grandma FUCKING NAKED
2. The cringe.
Either really bad acting, or copy and pasted text to speech over a stolen rule 34 animation.
"You will cum to this game in 0.00043454 milliseconds", "YO, EVER HEARD OF JERKMATE???!!"

Either way both are usually scams... no idea why they are allowed at all
I was having a great time on PornHub, until all of the PornHub Ads finally loaded in
You don't have any.
You don't have any balls.
Balls by HamoodHabibi2.0 May 31, 2022
!looc rea uoy , drow siht daer uoy fI
droW by HamoodHabibi2.0 May 31, 2022
an epic and cool dude who pretends to have sex all the time but will never taste a cooch in his life
wow you are an EJ!
EJ by HamoodHabibi2.0 May 31, 2022

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Submitted! by HamoodHabibi2.0 November 13, 2021
Nut Nut November
You can nut twice as much as you could in the other months.
NNN is my favourite month. I am trying to get a high score of 69.
NNN by HamoodHabibi2.0 November 13, 2021