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dirty Kriti

When you rub deep heat onto a condom and shove it up her without warning.
Gave her a dirty Kriti last night, she’s been sitting in the bath overnight
by Hailttp September 19, 2023
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dirty Kriti

When you rub wasabi on your condom and shove it up without warning
Gave her a dirty Kriti and she’s been crying for ice since
by Hailttp September 19, 2023
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Capreoliality

a paraphilia in which a particular wog experiences a sexual fixation on hoofed ruminant ungulate of the family Cervidae (Deer).
As we observe this wog hunter in his natural habitat, he intimately mates with any and all fallen deer crossing his path, demonstrating the height of capreoliality and necrophilia with pride and gusto.
by Hailttp July 13, 2024
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Capreoliality

a paraphilia in which a particular wog experiences a sexual fixation on hoofed ruminant ungulate of the family Cervidae (Deer).
As we observe this wog hunter in his natural habitat, he intimately mates with any and all fallen deer crossing his path, demonstrating the height of capreoliality and necrophilia with pride and gusto.
by Hailttp July 13, 2024
mugGet the Capreolialitymug.

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