Definitions by HageMleck
Uber jerker
When you reminisce about your days watching fake taxi and you start jerking it in the uber pretending that you’re poor victim of the fake taxi video
Guy 1: “Did you hear Aaryan is an uber jerker?”
Guy 2: “No, I didn’t… you could have guessed by looking at him though”
Guy 2: “No, I didn’t… you could have guessed by looking at him though”
Uber jerker by HageMleck June 15, 2026
Bullybusting
When you and your childhood bully come full circle and have passionate sexual intercourse after they reveal their sexual fantasies about you
Oh yeah I forgot to mention, the other day I saw (childhood bully) and we rekindled and went bullybusting in the Aldi’s dumpster
Bullybusting by HageMleck June 15, 2026