2 definitions by HORSECOCK_69

Ritvi Bod

When a person becomes so morbidly obese that he needs to dragged to the bathroom in a wheelchair

OMG I saw a man at the beach earlier today and he has such a Ritvi Bod.

by HORSECOCK_69 July 9, 2022

Mohith

Tall dark and handsome ,or so he likes to say..., boasts about his height to hide his insecurities , when in tense situations, tendancy to make low quality memes increases ten fold, has severe lack of female companions as well as an extreme foot fetish. Likes to be hand fed biryani by his mom while watching Puli on Sun TV, favourite movie-Never back down. Likes long walks on the beach whilst thinking about his everlasting loneliness in the contraption that is his life.

Ritvis mom:'Why can't you be like Mohith? He goes for a run everyday and keeps himself fit, waste dhan nee'
Ritvi:'Im sorry ma, I'm just not on his level'

by HORSECOCK_69 July 9, 2022