Definitions by H.C. S.

giftgasm 

The excited orgasm-like expression one gets upon opening a present; often used in the context of faking it.

I got the ugliest magenta sweater from my aunt, but the whole family's there at the party so I had to fake a giftgasm.

giftgasm by H.C. S. June 16, 2008

confirmed bachelor 

Polite euphemism for a gay man (from Victorian times, on the premise that such a man will never marry.)

You may be desperate to marry, but don't go after Dale; he's a confirmed bachelor.

confirmed bachelor by H.C. S. February 7, 2007

safe word 

In BDSM community, a word (usually irrelevant and strange in the context of the sexual situation) agreed by the participating parties to cease the activity. This is so that the submissive partner(s) can say "stop" and "no" as often as they want during the session and use the safe word when they actually mean it.

Top: *whip whip*
Bottom: Ouch, no, stop, please stop ... FISHSTICKS!
Top: Huh?
Bottom: Dammit, that's our safe word - now seriously, fishsticks!

safe word by H.C. S. June 11, 2006

sex on the beach

Alcoholic drink made with vodka, peach schnapps, and fruit juices (usually cranberry, pineapple, and a citrusy juice)

"Real sex on the beach doesn't use a sweet 'n sour mix, you dolt"

sex on the beach by H.C. S. February 28, 2005