neck fuck

when a smoker has some surgery, and get the hole in their neck, then u fuck it
that dood just neck fucked that old smoker lady
by Guy mann-dude August 26, 2008
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queef lava

Ok a chicks on her period so that whole area is bloody. A queef emerges from the surface, blowing a bubble of sick nasty blood out of the vagina. the red color brings on a lava like effect sort of. popping one of these bubbles is just inhumane.
hunter almost threw up when i told him about the girls queef lava.
by guy mann-dude March 27, 2009
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warren g harding

the first black president. many think we have not had a black president, but i tell you, warren g harding was a negro.
warren g harding kicks ass
by guy mann-dude September 20, 2008
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jolly rancher

a man who works on the farm or ranch, and walks around having sexual relations with the animals. extremely common in arkansas and west virginia.
i heard theres been a jolly rancher sneaking onto old man jenkins ranch. his prize rooster couldnt sit down, and lost all his feathers.
by guy mann-dude January 31, 2009
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exploosion

an extremely powerful jizz. one that shoots out with a maximum amount of force. often happens after not cumming for 2 weeks or more.
the young man shot his exploosion right into the young ladie's eye.
by guy mann-dude January 31, 2009
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clam chowder

u got a girls clam right. ok now theres a bunch of all dried up jizz on this clam, that the girl didnt bother cleaning up. thats the chowder.
Man, jess had some sick nasty clam chowder goin on. u could see it when she wore that mini skirt.
by guy mann-dude March 27, 2009
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palsef

the ultimate insult. a combination of brosef and pal. there is no known comeback to this insult.
by guy mann-dude July 25, 2008
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