Guy Smiley's definitions

haseed

short for hasidic jew

That haseed has especially curly sideburns

by guy smiley April 27, 2003

Popper

An individual who has uncontrollable orgasms.

Mitch: Dennis, check out that chick!
Dennis: Where? Over there? Aw shit!
Mitch: Dennis has done it again! Popper!

by Guy Smiley November 12, 2003

Vagoner

An erect clitoris (vagina boner).

That bitch was gettin' so hot. She had a huge vagoner!

by Guy Smiley November 12, 2003

31

turkish symbol for masturbation
- 3 is the hand
- 1 is the cock

by guy smiley May 2, 2003

bilal

-Turkish for man of many inches

-a turkish prince.

That singer from blue monday completely wanted bilal's ass

by guy smiley May 2, 2003

mcbarl

McBarl means four different things and can be used interchangably.

1) Dahaki McBarl: A beautiful, ever searching nomad who was complacent in
her wandering ways until she met the magnificient Nanooki Khan and he planted
seed.

2) McBarl = The Bar ex. - "Are we going to the Machghbarl tonight?" or "When are we leaving the McBarl?"

3) McBarl = Bonus ex. - "I just found this beer in the back of the frig!"
Proper reply: "McBarl!" or "If I win the election, women will flock to me."
Response? "McBarl!"

4) McBarl = A good time ex. "That was a McBarl last night at the Root Beer
Stand." or "I think planting flowers is a real McBarl."

To incorporate all four meanings of the word in one conversation is unique.
Here is an actual conversation:

Phyllis: "They had a buy one beer get another free at the McBarl (the bar) last night."

Yvette: "McBarl" (Bonus)

Phyllis: "Yeah, what a McBarl (a good time) last night."

Yvette:"Yes, I wish McBarl (Dahaki) was there, though."

Phyllis: "Yes, I missed her last night, for sure!"

by Guy Smiley July 27, 2004