Junior : I think we should wait and see with Spencer Hawes. He's a young center who will certainly be better than Dalembert one day.
Basketball Guru : SH is $#!7 and not only that - he thinks that Anne Coulter is THE $#!7.
Basketball Guru : SH is $#!7 and not only that - he thinks that Anne Coulter is THE $#!7.
by Guru Voodoo October 18, 2010
1. "You can tell that to your mother and she'll agree."
2. In a pejorative or negative sense, "Go tell your mother what I said, so she can set your ass straight, before I have to put a foot in it."
2. In a pejorative or negative sense, "Go tell your mother what I said, so she can set your ass straight, before I have to put a foot in it."
1. Your shorty is sho' 'nuff fine, dog, word to your mother!
2. Word to your knock-kneed, bald-headed, barefoot granny, cuz, if you don't stop eyeballin' my wife, I'm'a close them shits forever.
2. Word to your knock-kneed, bald-headed, barefoot granny, cuz, if you don't stop eyeballin' my wife, I'm'a close them shits forever.
by Guru Voodoo January 07, 2010
1. That girl LaWanda? Bakes-my-sweet-POTATO, bro!
2. Okay people, the Aussie Dollars are in the Nugan Hand account and the fallguys are none the factin' wiser. That bakes my sweet potato. Time to disappear. Get your respesctive "mysterious puffs of smoke" on and I'll see those of you who haven't died or been squashed, in Afghanistan, in 40 years or so. Thanks.
2. Okay people, the Aussie Dollars are in the Nugan Hand account and the fallguys are none the factin' wiser. That bakes my sweet potato. Time to disappear. Get your respesctive "mysterious puffs of smoke" on and I'll see those of you who haven't died or been squashed, in Afghanistan, in 40 years or so. Thanks.
by Guru Voodoo October 15, 2010
Phil Jackson has messed the Knicks up bad, but the media is still smoking what he's growing, but Hinkie is a pharmaceutical chemist.
by Guru Voodoo January 13, 2015
Shaking my head and laughing out loud until my head snaps off and rolls across the floor, crying with laughter.
by Guru Voodoo February 02, 2011
Citizen J : "The way things are goin' in the courts with "Peacock Paul" Manafort and "The Bumbler's Bimbo Bagman" Michael Cohen - El Presidumbo Trump will have to build his wall RIGHT around the White House."
by Guru Voodoo August 22, 2018
feigned slip of the tongue, used to introduce people with doctorates who you, personally, don't rate.
Harvey: Norman, I'd like you to meet my esteemed colleague, Dr. Suess - I mean - Dr. Losifer.
Norman: I'm sure it's a pleasure to meet you Dr. Losifer.
Dr. Losifer: Norman, any friend of whatshisname is -. Anyway Norman, just call me Phil. How do YOU spell Dr. Seuss?
Norman: I'm sure it's a pleasure to meet you Dr. Losifer.
Dr. Losifer: Norman, any friend of whatshisname is -. Anyway Norman, just call me Phil. How do YOU spell Dr. Seuss?
by Guru Voodoo October 17, 2010