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trolling, not rolling

1.to frequent a message board or fan site with evil intent

2.to hang out with a crew without actually intending to be a part of it
Hey, let's leave while Taneesha's in the bathroom. She's trolling, not rolling. Let one of these greasy playas give her a ride home, hahaha.
by Guru Voodoo January 10, 2009
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$#!7

shit, swear censor-proofed
Junior : I think we should wait and see with Spencer Hawes. He's a young center who will certainly be better than Dalembert one day.

Basketball Guru : SH is $#!7 and not only that - he thinks that Anne Coulter is THE $#!7.
by Guru Voodoo October 20, 2010
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mini-oop

1. in basketball, an alley-oop from close range. Usually a set play that doesn't rely, like most alley-oops, on opportunity and eye-contact.

2. to do a small but impactful favor for someone
1. Coach: Okay there's 8 seconds left on the shot clock, 21 on the game clock and we're up by one. Let's play the percentages and run the mini-oop to Sammy. If it's not open Dre, keep on going through the lane and look for Lou or Dregou on the weakside for the medium jumper.

2. "Yeah man, BayBay gave me a mini-oop and picked up my new monitor on his way home from work. I finished the job ay 4:37AM."
by Guru Voodoo January 20, 2008
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smoking what he's growing

Believing in or agreeing with what someone is saying or proposing.
Phil Jackson has messed the Knicks up bad, but the media is still smoking what he's growing, but Hinkie is a pharmaceutical chemist.
by Guru Voodoo January 13, 2015
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word to your mother

1. "You can tell that to your mother and she'll agree."

2. In a pejorative or negative sense, "Go tell your mother what I said, so she can set your ass straight, before I have to put a foot in it."
1. Your shorty is sho' 'nuff fine, dog, word to your mother!

2. Word to your knock-kneed, bald-headed, barefoot granny, cuz, if you don't stop eyeballin' my wife, I'm'a close them shits forever.
by Guru Voodoo January 7, 2010
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El Presidumbo

Citizen J : "The way things are goin' in the courts with "Peacock Paul" Manafort and "The Bumbler's Bimbo Bagman" Michael Cohen - El Presidumbo Trump will have to build his wall RIGHT around the White House."
by Guru Voodoo August 22, 2018
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trolling, not rolling

1.to frequent a message board or fan site with evil intent

2.to hang out with a crew without actually intending to be a part of it
Hey, let's leave while that girl Nene is in the bathroom. She's trolling, not rolling. Let one of these greasy playas give her a ride home, hahaha!
by Guru Voodoo January 20, 2008
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