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Hey, that's the third time you've called for a hempterruption dude! We'll never complete the Quest for the Living Spittle!
by Guru Voodoo April 13, 2010
Get the hempterruption mug.1. "You can tell that to your mother and she'll agree."
2. In a pejorative or negative sense, "Go tell your mother what I said, so she can set your ass straight, before I have to put a foot in it."
2. In a pejorative or negative sense, "Go tell your mother what I said, so she can set your ass straight, before I have to put a foot in it."
1. Your shorty is sho' 'nuff fine, dog, word to your mother!
2. Word to your knock-kneed, bald-headed, barefoot granny, cuz, if you don't stop eyeballin' my wife, I'm'a close them shits forever.
2. Word to your knock-kneed, bald-headed, barefoot granny, cuz, if you don't stop eyeballin' my wife, I'm'a close them shits forever.
by Guru Voodoo January 7, 2010
Get the word to your mother mug.1. That girl LaWanda? Bakes-my-sweet-POTATO, bro!
2. Okay people, the Aussie Dollars are in the Nugan Hand account and the fallguys are none the factin' wiser. That bakes my sweet potato. Time to disappear. Get your respesctive "mysterious puffs of smoke" on and I'll see those of you who haven't died or been squashed, in Afghanistan, in 40 years or so. Thanks.
2. Okay people, the Aussie Dollars are in the Nugan Hand account and the fallguys are none the factin' wiser. That bakes my sweet potato. Time to disappear. Get your respesctive "mysterious puffs of smoke" on and I'll see those of you who haven't died or been squashed, in Afghanistan, in 40 years or so. Thanks.
by Guru Voodoo October 16, 2010
Get the bakes my sweet potato mug.feigned slip of the tongue, used to introduce people with doctorates who you, personally, don't rate.
Harvey: Norman, I'd like you to meet my esteemed colleague, Dr. Suess - I mean - Dr. Losifer.
Norman: I'm sure it's a pleasure to meet you Dr. Losifer.
Dr. Losifer: Norman, any friend of whatshisname is -. Anyway Norman, just call me Phil. How do YOU spell Dr. Seuss?
Norman: I'm sure it's a pleasure to meet you Dr. Losifer.
Dr. Losifer: Norman, any friend of whatshisname is -. Anyway Norman, just call me Phil. How do YOU spell Dr. Seuss?
by Guru Voodoo October 19, 2010
Get the Dr. Suess mug.Junior : I think we should wait and see with Spencer Hawes. He's a young center who will certainly be better than Dalembert one day.
Basketball Guru : SH is $#!7 and not only that - he thinks that Anne Coulter is THE $#!7.
Basketball Guru : SH is $#!7 and not only that - he thinks that Anne Coulter is THE $#!7.
by Guru Voodoo October 20, 2010
Get the $#!7 mug.TV Baby : Did you hear about (insert name of least favourite untalented Hollywood twitterati)?
Kid Kerouac : No, not just, yet. I'm sure it'll be the very last thing I'll forget. Wait though, I'm just gonna check on the bicycles; you can tell me when I get back. (Disappears forever)
Kid Kerouac : No, not just, yet. I'm sure it'll be the very last thing I'll forget. Wait though, I'm just gonna check on the bicycles; you can tell me when I get back. (Disappears forever)
by Guru Voodoo October 20, 2010
Get the the very last thing I'll forget mug.Ray Bob : So even though Bobby Jo left you for your father for 6 years and she had 4 kids with him, you're still taking her - and your new brothers and sisters back? That's idiotsyncratic, dude, no one but you could make that move.
Jay Bob: Thanks Ray Bob, I knew you'd back me up.
Jay Bob: Thanks Ray Bob, I knew you'd back me up.
by Guru Voodoo August 2, 2010
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