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the very last thing I'll forget

1. I could not care less.

2. I don't give a $#!7.

3. I really don't care.
TV Baby : Did you hear about (insert name of least favourite untalented Hollywood twitterati)?

Kid Kerouac : No, not just, yet. I'm sure it'll be the very last thing I'll forget. Wait though, I'm just gonna check on the bicycles; you can tell me when I get back. (Disappears forever)
by Guru Voodoo October 20, 2010
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tear up

to be right on the verge of crying. Usually referring to a male; as females, generally speaking, go Niagra when they reach the tears up stage.
Man, when she said she'd forget about them girls in Vegas and that I could move back in? I started to tear up bad. She turned around and started getting nekkid, so it was all good playa.
by Guru Voodoo January 20, 2008
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part-time sick partial

1. to have a strong interest, initially (or in the initial stages), in someone or something

2. to be absolutely crazy for, totally desirous of, or utterly devoted to someone or something

* (in some areas, and amongst some demographic and age groups, the words "mad" or "crazy" may be substituted for the word "sick")
1. Bob : So dude. How's it going with that femme you met at the Gorilla Room Friday night? What's her name? Diana? Cassandra? Yolanda?

Rob : Diana. Yeah bro, have to say - I'm part-time sick partial to some Diana. We spent Friday night and most of Saturday and Sunday intertwined serpentine, up on my king single and things. Haven't been to her place yet though. Remember that woman I met at your brother's wedding who only listened to musicals?

2. Hipster1 : Something inside me died when they broke up. Nothing, like, mortal or fatal, but definitely something.

Hipster2 : Yeah, I used to listen to Out Hud when they were together, too. Seriously part-time sick partial to the S.T.R.E.E.T. D.A.D. release, I think it was on Kranky. They were the best, Out Hud.
by Guru Voodoo May 5, 2010
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facting

Fucking, for the implausibly controlled.
You have to be facting kidding me. I am NOT that lily white baby's baby daddy. No facting way Jocelyn. No. Fatherfacting. Way.
by Guru Voodoo April 13, 2015
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Dr. Suess

feigned slip of the tongue, used to introduce people with doctorates who you, personally, don't rate.
Harvey: Norman, I'd like you to meet my esteemed colleague, Dr. Suess - I mean - Dr. Losifer.

Norman: I'm sure it's a pleasure to meet you Dr. Losifer.

Dr. Losifer: Norman, any friend of whatshisname is -. Anyway Norman, just call me Phil. How do YOU spell Dr. Seuss?
by Guru Voodoo October 19, 2010
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Boganvillia

Empty hipster : I'd vote for Tony Abbott. He might not be smart but he's hard-headed!

Kid Kerouac : Yeah and we can build a fence around the country and rename it Boganvillia.
by Guru Voodoo November 10, 2010
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facting

Fucking, for the implausibly controlled.
You have to be facting kidding me. I am NOT that lily white baby's baby daddy. No facting way Jocelyn. No. Fatherfacting. Way.
by Guru Voodoo April 13, 2015
mugGet the factingmug.

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