Guru Voodoo's definitions

part-time sick partial

1. to have a strong interest, initially (or in the initial stages), in someone or something

2. to be absolutely crazy for, totally desirous of, or utterly devoted to someone or something

* (in some areas, and amongst some demographic and age groups, the words "mad" or "crazy" may be substituted for the word "sick")

1. Bob : So dude. How's it going with that femme you met at the Gorilla Room Friday night? What's her name? Diana? Cassandra? Yolanda?

Rob : Diana. Yeah bro, have to say - I'm part-time sick partial to some Diana. We spent Friday night and most of Saturday and Sunday intertwined serpentine, up on my king single and things. Haven't been to her place yet though. Remember that woman I met at your brother's wedding who only listened to musicals?

2. Hipster1 : Something inside me died when they broke up. Nothing, like, mortal or fatal, but definitely something.

Hipster2 : Yeah, I used to listen to Out Hud when they were together, too. Seriously part-time sick partial to the S.T.R.E.E.T. D.A.D. release, I think it was on Kranky. They were the best, Out Hud.

by Guru Voodoo May 5, 2010

tear up

to be right on the verge of crying. Usually referring to a male; as females, generally speaking, go Niagra when they reach the tears up stage.

Man, when she said she'd forget about them girls in Vegas and that I could move back in? I started to tear up bad. She turned around and started getting nekkid, so it was all good playa.

by Guru Voodoo January 20, 2008

trolling, not rolling

1.to frequent a message board or fan site with evil intent

2.to hang out with a crew without actually intending to be a part of it

Hey, let's leave while Taneesha's in the bathroom. She's trolling, not rolling. Let one of these greasy playas give her a ride home, hahaha.

by Guru Voodoo January 10, 2009

the very last thing I'll forget

1. I could not care less.

2. I don't give a $#!7.

3. I really don't care.

TV Baby : Did you hear about (insert name of least favourite untalented Hollywood twitterati)?

Kid Kerouac : No, not just, yet. I'm sure it'll be the very last thing I'll forget. Wait though, I'm just gonna check on the bicycles; you can tell me when I get back. (Disappears forever)

by Guru Voodoo October 20, 2010

facting

Fucking, for the implausibly controlled.

You have to be facting kidding me. I am NOT that lily white baby's baby daddy. No facting way Jocelyn. No. Fatherfacting. Way.

by Guru Voodoo April 13, 2015

mini-oop

1. in basketball, an alley-oop from close range. Usually a set play that doesn't rely, like most alley-oops, on opportunity and eye-contact.

2. to do a small but impactful favor for someone

1. Coach: Okay there's 8 seconds left on the shot clock, 21 on the game clock and we're up by one. Let's play the percentages and run the mini-oop to Sammy. If it's not open Dre, keep on going through the lane and look for Lou or Dregou on the weakside for the medium jumper.

2. "Yeah man, BayBay gave me a mini-oop and picked up my new monitor on his way home from work. I finished the job ay 4:37AM."

by Guru Voodoo January 20, 2008

idiotsyncratic

1. Singularly dumb, uniquely stupid.

2. Wholly and utterly inappropriate.

3. Stupid, foolish

Ray Bob : So even though Bobby Jo left you for your father for 6 years and she had 4 kids with him, you're still taking her - and your new brothers and sisters back? That's idiotsyncratic, dude, no one but you could make that move.

Jay Bob: Thanks Ray Bob, I knew you'd back me up.

by Guru Voodoo August 2, 2010