22 definitions by Guru Voodoo
Ray Bob : So even though Bobby Jo left you for your father for 6 years and she had 4 kids with him, you're still taking her - and your new brothers and sisters back? That's idiotsyncratic, dude, no one but you could make that move.
Jay Bob: Thanks Ray Bob, I knew you'd back me up.
Jay Bob: Thanks Ray Bob, I knew you'd back me up.
by Guru Voodoo August 2, 2010
Citizen J : "The way things are goin' in the courts with "Peacock Paul" Manafort and "The Bumbler's Bimbo Bagman" Michael Cohen - El Presidumbo Trump will have to build his wall RIGHT around the White House."
by Guru Voodoo August 22, 2018
Shaking my head and laughing out loud until my head snaps off and rolls across the floor, crying with laughter.
by Guru Voodoo February 2, 2011
by Guru Voodoo September 13, 2007
TV Baby : Did you hear about (insert name of least favourite untalented Hollywood twitterati)?
Kid Kerouac : No, not just, yet. I'm sure it'll be the very last thing I'll forget. Wait though, I'm just gonna check on the bicycles; you can tell me when I get back. (Disappears forever)
Kid Kerouac : No, not just, yet. I'm sure it'll be the very last thing I'll forget. Wait though, I'm just gonna check on the bicycles; you can tell me when I get back. (Disappears forever)
by Guru Voodoo October 18, 2010
Empty hipster : I'd vote for Tony Abbott. He might not be smart but he's hard-headed!
Kid Kerouac : Yeah and we can build a fence around the country and rename it Boganvillia.
Kid Kerouac : Yeah and we can build a fence around the country and rename it Boganvillia.
by Guru Voodoo November 9, 2010
Fucking, for the implausibly controlled.
You have to be facting kidding me. I am NOT that lily white baby's baby daddy. No facting way Jocelyn. No. Fatherfacting. Way.
by Guru Voodoo April 13, 2015