Gumba Gumba's definitions

rake yohn

Got the shit beat out of him by Ellis in the record store, chased Bam on a bike, and got run over by a taxi that Dunn was riding in.

Rake Yohn is indestructible, motherfuckers

by Gumba Gumba February 16, 2005

planet hollywood

(n.) Restuarant chain incorrectly believed to be owned by Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis & Slyvester Stallone. In fact, these three endorsed the products in exchange for shares (approx. 3%).

Planet Hollywood establishes itself at expensive locale to attract upmarket customers.

by Gumba Gumba May 12, 2004

giney rot

(n.) The consequences of not washing the vagina is a terrible smell (Think fish farm) and hardening of the skin around the cervix. While not actually a rot, so to speak, it is disgusting.

Elitist is in the final stages of giney rot.

by Gumba Gumba May 12, 2004

cut the cheese

(v.) To fart.

Who cut the cheese? Oh, nevermind, Elitist just walked in the room.

by Gumba Gumba May 12, 2004

licence to print money

(n.) A highly profitable business.

Those who bought into the McDonalds franchise years ago have found they now have a licence to print money

by Gumba Gumba May 13, 2004

float

(v.) For the founding members of a business to sell thier shares as a public limited company. While this brings in extra revenue, it means these people lose a little control over thier company.

I'm going to float the company next year.

by Gumba Gumba May 13, 2004

Millionaire

(n.) A person or organisation that is in possession of over one million of a pre-set currency either in liquid assets, except property.

The only people in Italy who were not Lire millionaires before the introduction of the Euro were homeless people.


Being a dollar millionaire means nothing when you try and impress a maltese person, for the dollar was only equal to about 0.4 of a Maltese Lira.


Being a pound millionaire is not as prestigous as a Malta millionaire, but better than being a dollar millionaire.

by Gumba Gumba May 13, 2004