977 definitions by Gumba Gumba

Twice winner of world's toughest bouncer contest. Was in Rocky III and the a-team. Extremely cool.

(n.) An alcoholic beverage had before an unpleasant task. The fact that britains' second empire and the Netherlands' first rose at the same time caused a great deal of tension between the two nations (though never real animosity like there was with France) and when they joined in temporary naval alliances they noted that dutch sailors took thier alcohol allowance just before battle, whereas the Royal Navymen drunk throughout the day.

The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.

Band led by metal legend "Lemmy".


Origianally called bastard.


Songs of interest include ace of spades, deaf forever and orgasmatron

Appalingly bad British tabloid that somehow became the biggest curculating english-language newspaper in the world. Only communist-state controlled crap shifts more. It is obsessed with C-list celebrities and the plight of working classes to better themselves. Will never stop whinging about the government, child saftey, paedophiles, taxes, anything to do with cars or any minute hipocrisy.

A catch-phrase originating from the 60's. Describes the massive obsessing over The Beatles. This phrase is still in use now due to the fact that the beatles have a massive legion of diehard fans that dwarfs the teenie bopper following of any pop whorelet such as Britney Spears.

Also called a "cartman"


Show of frustration.