Definitions by Gumba Gumba

rake yohn 

Got the shit beat out of him by Ellis in the record store, chased Bam on a bike, and got run over by a taxi that Dunn was riding in.

Rake Yohn is indestructible, motherfuckers

rake yohn by Gumba Gumba February 16, 2005

modern art 

Flicking various colours off the tip of a paint brush, then using black paint to draw some squiggly lines, often finishing with finger painting and handprints. Child's art with a signature in the corner.

--or--

Making a fair quality sculpture of a person, animal or both... then removing the limbs, burning away the features and making it generally unrecognisable.

Such oddities are adored by the PoMo (post-modern) elites and thier hangers on.

At an art gallery showcasing some modern art

Ordinary person: What the.....

Pomo sycophant: You unculteréd and unciviliséd méss; It's modern art. Geat with it!!

Ordinary person: It's a carrot with a fucking flag on it. How is that art?

modern art by Gumba Gumba November 7, 2004

a load of old bollocks 

a quick dismissal, used by people from yorkshire.

Don't listen to what he says about my farm, it's a load of old bollocks. OOO-AAAR

a load of old bollocks by Gumba Gumba September 21, 2004

cor blimey 

An expression of surprise or gratitude. See cockney

Cor blimey guvneh! Eis given me a monkey!


If I eva catch that little sod, cor blimey, I'll kill em!

cor blimey by Gumba Gumba September 21, 2004

doodle

(n.) penis

(n.) random, thoughtless drawings on whatever topics happen to be flowing through the artisits' head. Often done to relieve boredom.

"Homer, I can see your doodle!" - Ned Flanders


"I was so bored at work today. I just burned time doodling caracatues of my colleagues. I gave my boss a tail."

doodle by Gumba Gumba August 5, 2004

on the take 

Being bribed to look the other way when the briber commits a crime or show favour to the briber despite his shortcomings.

"The police don't give a shit because they're all on the take" said the drunk.

on the take by Gumba Gumba August 5, 2004

cash in hand 

Undeclared income that is not taxed or put through a bank.

The white van man only takes cash in hand.

cash in hand by Gumba Gumba August 5, 2004