Definitions by Gumba Gumba

zz top 

Guys who bet on who could grow thei beard the longest, except the drummer.


They want all your loving, all your hugs and kisses too.

ZZ Top are rumoured to enjoy tush.

zz top by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

toilet duck 

One who hangs around the sanitation area of a building waiting for someone to enter a cubicle so they can pop their head under and/or make stupid noises to annoy them. Once the frustrated person leaves the cubicle they will be harrased and quite likely flashed.

George Michael was a toilet duck until he got arrested by an off-duty police officer.

toilet duck by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

store

What is in stock.

The place of sale.

I'm going to the store

store by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

one minute silence

A mark of respect for those who died in whatever worthy cause happens to be on the roll this week

We will now observe a one minute silence.

one minute silence by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

1989 

The year in which the Berlin Wall fell, and the eighties ended.

Aaaawww, th eighties ruled so much and now the is a reccession after an economic boom. Translation? Everyone gets poorer (or does not make as much money)

1989 by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

peasants 

Lowest class, the serfs.

*burninates peasants*

peasants by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

rural dictionary 

Like suburbandictionary, just redirects here.

I've got a bran new combine 'arvester!

rural dictionary by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004