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nhs

The National Health Service

A system operating in the UK whereby ta payers contribute towards the health care of all, including foreigners and everyone who happens to be in the UK at the time of them needing treatment.
If you had voted for Churchill in 1945, and not that Labour dick Clement Atlee, we wouldn't have this expensive service; which is a boon only to those who abuse it.
by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006
mugGet the nhsmug.

analfaggot

(n.) A pretty redundant insult, since faggotry implies anal sex.
Ye, sir hesh, analfaggot, and faggotry of the highest order. Aye, ya bumfluffa...
by Gumba Gumba May 17, 2004
mugGet the analfaggotmug.

cable spaghetti

(n.) A mixture of cables from various electronic aplliances that takes a very long time to sort through an organise when disposing of outdated equipment.
There is a real cable spaghetti behind my tv, where the vcr, dvd, ps2, psx, tv and a hi-fi speaker are plugged into.
by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004
mugGet the cable spaghettimug.

ready to blow

(adj.) Ready to explode.

(adj.) A woman with her mouth open, preferably on her knees.
The bitch wouldn't shut the hell up so i could watch TV. I was pissed, ready to blow pissed. It was at this time I noticed her mouth was open and ready to blow, so I pacified her with an erect cock. Shut her yapping for a while.
by Gumba Gumba August 3, 2004
mugGet the ready to blowmug.

war cabinet

(n.) A group of angry old brits complaining about the price of tea and mumbling about the good old days. Based on the war cabinet, a group of old brits who....etc.
heh, check out the "war cabinet" over there.
by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004
mugGet the war cabinetmug.

excorcism

When demons are removed by prayer. Some excorcisms such as puke and rebuke are obviously faked for the cameras.
The catholic church is extremely sceptical about excorcism, and demands that the patient be checked for all mental illness and health problems before one can be performed.



"The power of Christ compells you"
by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004
mugGet the excorcismmug.

sasser

You now have the sasser virus, go to symantec or whatever they're called.
by Gumba Gumba May 21, 2004
mugGet the sassermug.

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