Definitions by Gumba Gumba

Fiat 

Italys largest car producer, which makes cheap, economic cars for people who don't mind if their car gets keyed or is even in an accident. The crude engine will carry on regardless. Makes around a thousand a day in comparison to Ferrari's 0-13 per day.

Fiat makes panda's and punto's.

Fiat by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

monty 

Common name given to British Military genius, Field Marshall Bernard Law Montgomery, 1st Viscount Montgomery of Alamein (and of Hindhead).


Monty outwitted Erwin Rommel, the "Desert Fox" at El Alamein, and won WWII in North Africa.

Monty defeated Rommel.

monty by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

HM

His/Her Majesty.


Title given to the highest of the British (and some other) royal families

HM the Queen.

HM by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

Explosive reactive armour 

Initially designed to strengthen tanks, a reactive armour, that explodes when hit by either kinetic energy or high explosive antitank (HEAT) projectiles, disrupting the round, and degrading its penetration. Explosive reactive armour is most effective against HEAT rounds.

The new Russian Kontakt-5 ERA is not completely destroyed when hit - it still functions as armour after exploding.

Anti-tank weapons work by piercing the armour and exploding inside, thus killing the crew.

Explosive reactive armour counteracts the force of the explosion by creating another explosion on itself. Against shaped charged missiles, this type of armour really comes into it's own.

The design was patented by Manfred Held in the 1970's.

ERA will save the lives of the crew and allow the tank to fight another day.

Explosive reactive armour by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

grow some 

Shorthand for "grow some balls, you little chicken shit"

On the definition of his name, Gumba challenged his chicken shit enemies and creed-hating imitators to grow some and stop being so scared of tackling him in a real flame war.

grow some by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

phone sex 

With A's ear pressed firmly against the headset, and B's penis pounding their headset, person B's penis will majiklee enter the head of person A, giving them, quite literally, a mindfucking experience.

T O T A L H E A D F U C K is teh fonezseckz

phone sex by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

race mixer 

One of purebred race who actively seeks to have children with people of another race. This term is generally used by racists to refer to one they believed "sold out on their own"

Tommy is a race mixer, lets rape his girlfriend for she is not the same colour as us.

race mixer by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004