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Definitions by Gumba Gumba

cold day in hell 

(n.) An event that will never happen. See synonym when pigs fly.
It'll be a cold day in hell before I return her calls.

Bench Press 

(v.) To lie flat on ones' back (although inclines and declines can be used to concentrate on a particular part of the pectorals) and push weights (usually a barbell) vertically upwards.

(n.) A bench designed for the above.
1) He tried to benchpress a bucket of paint and failed, crushing his head.

2)I replaced the chair and am writing this sitting ona bench press
Bench Press by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004
Supposedly, this is a strain insult. Let's put another shrimp on the barbie.
Strain: dumb pommy, we bite yow at rugbuy!

Pom: oh, what are you going to call me next? Ros bif? Limey? hahahaha ahahahaha!
pommy by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004

island mentality 

(n.) The idea that you are better than everybody else, usually true.
My island mentality forces me to shit down the throats of every foreign riff raff that dares to offend. Consider yourselves warned, before you consider yourselves smoten!

Pax Britannica 

(n.) A submissive woman that makes no noises and no facial expressions during intercourse, while you can do just about any maneuvre you want on them.

(n.) Peaceful period of British Imperialism where Britain came to be the protector of all throughout the nineteenth century. All that wasn't part of the british empire was either a vichy government (as was the case in china) or extremely in favour of preserving good ties and would not challenge (most of europe, united states, russia, Japan). In short, the empire and informal empire meant that the world was as if it were one country, with London the capital.
Joanna is a pax britannica


Pax Britannica was gooooood

the rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse 

expression used when someone gives a pitiful excuse for thier actions. Smell what I'm cooking?
The rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse
he was much better with the mask on. He ruled then. Now you see him smiling, making small talk, and his face sin't as bad as it was said. Oh yeah, I thought he was 6'11", not 7'.
Kane was very similar to the undertaker in size and moves, so they wrote up a gimmick of Kane as takers' brother, with paul bearer as the daddy. aaawww
Kane by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004