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Definitions by Gumba Gumba

imitatards 

Actually, the forced bad spelling and typos used by your imitators are an exaggeration of your current literacy. But your own writing needs a fair amount of reading before the overall message (as opposed to the style of writing) will give an indication as to whether or not it is you. The main differences betwixt the 'imitatards' and yourself are

• Imitator has a higher number of typos

• Imitator has no real point except making you appear homosexual, whereas you ramble on a while before questioning the sexuality of those who disagree with ye, although you will say 'becos your/its gay' whereas your imitator will talk about *fap* *fap* *fap*-ing to protagonists of videogames you have expressed a positive opinion for.


• Your use of random capitalisation, especially for SEGASS or ninTURDo. Your imitator prefers to simply exaggerate leet-style typos.

• You manage to keep most of the spelling in the title accurate, your opponent enjoys use of phoenitic spellings.


• You say 'becos its gay', whereas your imitator say 'i fap to diiss fo hurgle ma durgle
Suggestions for the future:-


Take time to check your spelling, with msword. Refrain from gratuitous insults, especially stupidfucktardfagget, which is incorrectly spelled. Promote the use of backed up points- don't simply rest your arguement with such things as 'becos its gay and STFU stupidfucktardfagget'. Also, make sure....why the hell am I typing this?


ride da punani!
imitatards by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004

shadies and mentalmen 

The way to address a rowdy and drunken audience.
Shadies and mentalmen, here is your entertainment for tonight!


*guy with violin and dildo walks in*

cool as a cucumber 

(adj.) Cool with the added simile of a watery vegetable.
He was as cool as a cucumber.

cleopatra 

(n.) A female born of an incestous relationship. Named after one of the last egyptian rulers, who was the product of 200 years of incestous lines.
I think she's a cleopatra.
cleopatra by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004

hedgerow warfare 

(n.) Fighting between rows of hedges, where snipers and entire units may be concealed. Common in the closing days of world war II.
hedgerow warfare was common between d-day and ve day.

moustache 

(n.) Facial hair between the upper lip and nose, may link to sideburns but not the chin or else it becomes a beard.

(n.) Whereas a beard is a female used to cover a males homosexuality, a moustache is a slight interest shown, eg casual looking along with other males, usually at just one woman.
Hitler had a moustache

Was Eva Braun a moustache? Probably not. The only gay person hitler ever liked he had killed (Ernst Rohm), see night of long knives
moustache by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004