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Atkins diet

Weight loss method devised in the 1970's by Richard Atkins. The basic principle is lower carbohydrate intake, as carbs are stored energy. If there is less carbohydrate, then the body will go to using fat, go directly to using fat, do not pass carbs, do not collec 200 calories.
The atkins is really fuckin' expensive, just go to the fuckin gym.


DR Atkins slipped on ice and fell. He had a heart attack. Had his body been less petit, he would have survived- translation- go to the gym and lose weight while becoming stronger, rather than scrawney.
by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004
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chin-wag

Also chinwag. A conversation, the term comes from one's chin appearing to wag during conversation. Most commonly used in Eire or the UK.
Next week we'll be having a chin-wag with the delivery company. There are delivering too slowly.
by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004
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gobshite

Irish slur for a person who loudly extols the virtues of himself and will attempt to co-erce weaker people onto his side by collosaly ridiculing them as a punishment for not doing so.
John, you're a gobshite. All your friends are little shits, and you are so fat and ugly, babies shit themselves when they see you. You will never grow beyond 5'6"
by Gumba Gumba March 7, 2004
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queer

Anything unusual, such as dropping the soap in the prison shower and having an oily and wet penis inserted into your orifice.
Golly! Someone has inserted a slippery phallus into my rectum, what a queer predicament I have found myself in.
by Gumba Gumba January 30, 2007
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pompeii

Italian city around the bay of Naples that got totally pwn3d by mount vesuvius around 72AD. Neighbouring herculaneum and soem other place got destroyed too. The volcano erupts every two millenia, which means that it'll destroy the three million residents of pompeii and surrounding areas this century. Somehow, I get the feeling nobody cares.
pompeii pwnz0r'D!
by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004
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astalavista

1) astalavista.com, a website filled with useful viruses, IM programmes, hacktools and links to thousands of warez sites.

2) to use a tool from 1) to do physical damage to someone's computer software or website.
I'm gonna astalavista your aim and find your IP, motherfucker.
by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004
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ALL CAPS

(adj.) Written entirely in capital letters

(n.) one who write entire sentences or texts in capitals to attract attention to rather inane points of view.
We found an error in your definition.

Example is written in all caps
by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004
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