Definitions by Gumba Gumba

daily star 

Shite British tabloid that focuses on C-list celebrities and the plight of the average joe to become semi-famous. Marginally better than the sun, due to the fact it has good coverage of horse racing.

ooh aah worst by far.

daily star by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004

page 3 

Glamour pornography of a topless woman found on page 3 of a British tabloid

I want to fuck a page 3 girl.

page 3 by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004

British tabloid 

Comic-style newspapers that appeal to the working classes and are easily recognisable by page 3. Shit news, columns written by C-list celebrities, everything new is controversial and other shit. Most popular are the sun, the daily star and the mirror.

mind control from Rupert Murdoch and other media-barons.

British tabloid by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004

the syph 

See syphillis or syphilis

Yo mama got the syph

the syph by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004

spent 

End, over, all gone, finished.

This car is spent.


I spent my load in her face.


I spent all my money.

spent by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004

the sun

Appalingly bad British tabloid that somehow became the biggest curculating english-language newspaper in the world. Only communist-state controlled crap shifts more. It is obsessed with C-list celebrities and the plight of working classes to better themselves. Will never stop whinging about the government, child saftey, paedophiles, taxes, anything to do with cars or any minute hipocrisy.

No sun, no-where to wipe your arse.

the sun by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004

axl 

The cool guy that fronted GNR then got pissed off. Lives in the forest according to MTV.

Oh Oh Oh sweet chil o' mine

axl by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004