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ratard

A word I made up that now means someone who resembles a rat (big teeth etc.) and who is stupid.
Andrew Bray, you're a ratard... MASTER SPLINTER!!!!!
by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004
mugGet the ratardmug.

all your base

Poorly translated video from the entrance of ancient video game "zero wing". Often used for parodies of pwning something. Correct translation:-


CATS: You appear to be preoccupied, gentlemen (sarcasm)
CATS: Thanks to the cooperation of the UN forces, we've taken over all of your bases.
CATS: Your ship too shall soon be destroyed.
Captain: Impossible!
CATS: We thank you for your cooperation. (more sarcasm)
CATS: Enjoy the remaining moments of your lives?
Guy: Dude, you just spammed my inbox/ shot my dog/ fucked my sister/ egged my house


Gumba Gumba: all your spam/ pets/ hot sister/ house are belong to us!
by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004
mugGet the all your basemug.

hand of god

The Hand of God Goal was performed during a FIFA world cup game, where argentinian striker Diego Maradona illegally used his hand to push the ball over the goal keeper and was awarded the goal, costing England the world cup that year.
by Gumba Gumba March 18, 2004
mugGet the hand of godmug.

smoke

Any activity in which smoke comes from the "smoker" or which resembles smoking a cigarette.
To smoke 'em all - to use a firearm to kill


To smoke salmon - salmon is smoked for extra flavour/longevity

To smoke a cigarette- To inhale 'baccy and exhale it for relaxing effect.

To smoke a cock - see head

to smoke a car- to leave a car in the smoke of your car.
by Gumba Gumba April 8, 2004
mugGet the smokemug.

The Blitz

Coming from Hitler's "BlitzKrieg" meaning lightening war.

The Blitz of London and other major cities in the UK refers to the period during World War II when London was heavily bombed by the luftwaffe (1940-1941).

42,000 Britons died as a result of the blitz, and over 130,000 homes were vaporised. Hitler also commisioned the V2 to attack.

Although the object of the blitz was to weaken British morale, it served as quite the opposite as Churchill focused his speaches to praising the indefatigueability of the British public, thus strenghtening morale.


With the capture of the radar, and discovery of the german radar patterns the blitz ended. German aircraft could no longer keep accuratly hitting their targets.
The blitz destroyed a lot of shit.
by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004
mugGet the The Blitzmug.

buzzword

(n.) Ambigous word (often hyphenated) that is repeated over and over to win support for a cause. use of buzzwords is not exclusive to any side of the political spectrum, or any particular opinion on any matter.
media bias, fair and balanced, racist, the best, human rights, immoral, moral, homophobe, rightista, good old fashioned values, fascist.


the list is unexhaustive.
by Gumba Gumba August 3, 2004
mugGet the buzzwordmug.

penthouse

1) A top shelf magazine.

2) The highest suite of a residential building, which is also the best-catered and most expensive by far.

3) the best availiable
I jack off to penthouse sitting in my penthouse appartment and it feels like penthouse. Then I go home.
by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004
mugGet the penthousemug.

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