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Definitions by GuidoPosse69

Used to differentiate between the less risque meaning of the word "come" and the sexual connotation, which can either mean the act of ejaculating or the actual liquid that comes out, called semen.
Looking at the new Salt 'N Pepa video made me cum.
cum by GuidoPosse69 February 16, 2005

hump day 

Wednesday, the middle of the week, implying that you have to get "over the hump" before you can anticipate the weekend. The term was not originally intended to carry a second, more risque meaning.
Damn, I wish every day could be hump day!
hump day by GuidoPosse69 February 13, 2005

next next period 

The period following next period.
I have Latin next period, but next next period I'm free.
next next period by GuidoPosse69 February 13, 2005

Mothers of the 90's 

A group of people who are another species of hominids, Homo matresnonagesimae. They are the women who have had their first kid between 1990 and 1999, and are a group of worthless bitches who treat their kids like shit.
I like to hang around the local elementary school at 3:00 each afternoon to watch the Mothers of the 90's quack their jaws at each other.
Mothers of the 90's by GuidoPosse69 February 13, 2005

gooma-zay-guam Thursday 

A generic name for any Jewish holiday. The Hebrew names are too hard to pronounce, so I just call all the Jewish holidays gooma-zay-guam Thursday, regardless of what day of the week they fall on. I'm just glad to be off on them; it's something that only happens here in Jew York City.
We're both off for gooma-zay-guam Thursday. Wanna go to the movies?

extortionist 

One who makes great monetary gain by asking for it under false pretenses, especially a doctor.
In George Bush's America, all doctors practice extortion.
extortionist by GuidoPosse69 February 11, 2005
A man or woman who claims to be an expert but just milks you of your money and practices extortion.
He charged me $4.75 for a cup of coffee! Who does he think he is, a doctor?
doctor by GuidoPosse69 February 11, 2005