GuidoPosse69's definitions

sweet

really awesome, to the point of making one sexually stimulated

A reference to the Zonk game:
- Wow! Triple ones! That's 1000 points!
- Sweet!
- Beat you-five sixes- 2500 points
- SUPA CHOW!!!!

by GuidoPosse69 January 31, 2005

supernatural cat

What a Buddhist believes is somehow wandering around his house for all eternity.

His cat has been dead for 30 years, but the Buddhist believes that it is still there in the form of some supernatural entity.

by GuidoPosse69 January 23, 2005

fudge packer

A man who engages in gay anal sex.

Did you just call me a fudge packer? I'm telling you I ain't gay.

by GuidoPosse69 January 29, 2005

suspiria

One of the greatest movies ever made - Dario Argento's 1977 horror film, about a young girl at a German dancing academy, who discovers that the faculty are witches, plotting against her life in a series of ritual voodoo killings, involving sacrifices and vestal virgins on a pagan altar.

I first saw Suspiria at the age of 10, and was terrified.

by GuidoPosse69 January 21, 2005

jack off

to use your hand or an instrument to stimulate the male genitalia, ultimately resulting in an orgasm.

It helps to think about kinky sex trysts with five-year-old boys when jacking off. You will cum quicker.

by GuidoPosse69 February 5, 2005

kommunion kookie

The so-called symbolic "body of Christ" that the idiotic Protestants believe in.

I'd rather go to hell than take a kommunion kookie from a married, female, sex-crazed Protestant "priest."

by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005

pissed

Extremely angry. Feeling like you could kill every Jew in the world.

Quit it. I'm starting to get a little pissed here.

by GuidoPosse69 January 27, 2005