Definitions by Guido1

stealth personality

A person that no one ever notices.

Did you realize that Beth has worked here for 10 years, and no one knows anything about her; I guess she has a stealth personality.

stealth personality by Guido1 October 24, 2009

compensated dating 

A means by which (usually asian country) school teens make quick money for personal items, as cell phones, designer clothing, etc, but still function in a traditional family/school role.

My girlfriend wants me to get into the compensated dating role with cougars, but, no fricking way.

compensated dating by Guido1 October 18, 2009

Dumbell Piss Prize 

Direct opposite of the Nobel Peace Prize.

Man did you hear the news today, Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize, and Limbaugh and Cheney shared the other one, the Dumbell Piss Prize.

Dumbell Piss Prize by Guido1 October 9, 2009

McTriage

Fast-food style health care, as in drive-in window at McDs: Yeah, could I get the extra large Tamiflu special, with the jumbo Vicodan Coke?

Gee, I just went to the Walgreens/McDonalds drive thru, and got my McTriage meal deal.

McTriage by Guido1 September 29, 2009

intestinal tract inversion 

People who get everything assbackward. The same people that you tell, to put it where the sun doen't shine, and do nothing but mouth crap all day.

Man, all my Redneck friends, just love that Limbaugh guy to death, but I think he has a major intestinal tract inversion.

intestinal tract inversion by Guido1 September 18, 2009

page freeze

When you are surfing the internet, and the page you are viewing starts to lock-up or "freeze" due to so many ad bots trying to weasel on to your browser screen.

I "love" the way the new pop down ads page freeze-up my browser, grrr.

page freeze by Guido1 September 14, 2009

extra money 

A term commonly used by someone who is planning to con money out of a friend, parent, or someone so deemed dumb enough to fall for the scam.

Dude, do you have any extra money, I gots to put gas in my car to get to school.

extra money by Guido1 August 23, 2009