Guido's definitions

bellendoscope

a device used for measuring the inate bellendedness of a person. (particularly male). see bellend

Doctor, bring me the bellendoscope

by guido January 23, 2004

funalicious

adj describes something that is super fun it is enticing like a food product that is also equally enticing.

shopping at hot topic was so funalicious i could wet my pants.

by guido November 7, 2004

Tha heezie weezie teezie

a fat ugly stupid bastard who sucks cock for dizzle wizzle my kizzle prizzle

Yo father is tha heezie weezie teezie and so is yo motherbitch brother stupid ho

by guido December 2, 2003