GuessWho's definitions

fake dennis

slang in the nmh class of '08 for a korean boy, infamous for having broken his computer while jacking off.

Didja hear why Fake Dennis doesn't have a roomie anymore?

by guesswho March 6, 2005

Hocky Penis

Penis that is found in it's natural habitat, the ice rink. Many female hockey players and fans dwell over this species of penis in hopes they may see it. Most hockey penis is outdated though, meaning its old and wrinkly.

Look at that hockey penis, too bad it's steve's.

by GuessWho October 13, 2003

work out penis

Work out penis is found in it's natural territory at the campus gym and often causes women to drool over an/or stalk it for pleasure.

"Jen likes work out penis"

by GuessWho October 13, 2003

Dictionary

A compiled collection of what was every known word still in present use in the english language. It was put together in an attempt to stem the mutation of the already unstable english language and keep it in a fair condition for future generations. Though dialects have evolved since then, it has managed to maintain the grammatical and vocabulary structures of the language to a good enough point that present society can still read old language tracts without much effort. For example of success; latin, due to its spoken frequency and under developed linguistical records, after the collapse of the culture, mutated into the romantic languages of French, Spanish and Italien, while English after subsequent invasions became a hybrid of Norse (Frissian dialect) and Germanic. Only after a dictionary was written around the 17th century did the English language stabalize into its still recognizable form today.

When in doubt, look it up.

by Guesswho June 12, 2003

blackknight

a poker obssesed washingtonian nerd. also known as scottie bo bottie. an idiot

fucking blackknight foo

by guesswho December 21, 2004

Gancer

The damage caused to the bottom of a boat when the person driving it, is rushing to get to the docks because a passenger is going to shit themselves.

Gary said Keith caused him to Gancer his boat yesterday.

by guesswho March 9, 2005

swimming

A highly unrecognized sport which requires one to be up at absurd hours of the day and in the pool multiple times during the day. The season lasts all year (12 months) for real swimmers. It makes the women look like men and the men look really hot, even when they shave their legs. The highest occurency rate of OCD, swimming is also known as "wall tagging."

~"Ew something smells like chlorine!!"
~"That's me, I had practice today at 4:30 am. But I have to go, I have practice again in 15 minutes. I have no life."

by guesswho March 30, 2005