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This is used to describe an extremely bottom heavy person.
In other words a shelfy ass that extends infinitely to the foot. This is a step above Cankles.
In other words a shelfy ass that extends infinitely to the foot. This is a step above Cankles.
Shaqueefa: "Snaps gurl, Rashonda must be killin dat Popeyes chik'n?"
Sha'neequa: "Yep, for sho doe them cankles be turnin into thighkles real quik"
Sha'neequa: "Yep, for sho doe them cankles be turnin into thighkles real quik"
by Grizzly August 28, 2009
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Get the Pamp mug.A sixty second timer one graciously receives via your body when a massive shit is ready to be released.
Being at or near a toilet when timer has begun is highly recommended. Anyone who has seen explosive diarrhea splattered on the walls of a fast food chain bathroom stall has beared witness to a blown or neglected sequence.
At T minus 10 seconds you basically have time to remove your belt and pants at which point you must be pointing into the toilet with your anus or risk a meltdown or massive cleanup.
Being at or near a toilet when timer has begun is highly recommended. Anyone who has seen explosive diarrhea splattered on the walls of a fast food chain bathroom stall has beared witness to a blown or neglected sequence.
At T minus 10 seconds you basically have time to remove your belt and pants at which point you must be pointing into the toilet with your anus or risk a meltdown or massive cleanup.
Guy1: Dude, I have to take a giant dump...
Guy2: We're almost there in 5 minutes, man up you pussy.
Guy1: Launch Sequence initiated...
Guy2: Look! a McDonalds!
Guy2: We're almost there in 5 minutes, man up you pussy.
Guy1: Launch Sequence initiated...
Guy2: Look! a McDonalds!
by Grizzly May 25, 2010
Get the Launch Sequence mug.An age old office prank that never gets old. Or if it does, only to the receiver.
Usually in hectic office environments an unsuspecting poor sap will leave his computer unlocked for a just a few precious minutes. Within this time the more saavy co-worker has Carte Blanche access to google up a pic of a hot pair of gay men embracing in a clutch of passion. Or in extreme cases a well placed schlong dangling pic right on his desktop.
The coup de grace of this prank is to conceal the background with a few legitimate applications such as Word, Excel or Outlook email.
Upon returning to his workstation he may work hours before minimizing or locking his workstation down (much too late) to be shocked to see a pink pile of man junk proliferate his screen. This works exceptionally well when female hetero passers by notice the commotion from his cube.
Usually in hectic office environments an unsuspecting poor sap will leave his computer unlocked for a just a few precious minutes. Within this time the more saavy co-worker has Carte Blanche access to google up a pic of a hot pair of gay men embracing in a clutch of passion. Or in extreme cases a well placed schlong dangling pic right on his desktop.
The coup de grace of this prank is to conceal the background with a few legitimate applications such as Word, Excel or Outlook email.
Upon returning to his workstation he may work hours before minimizing or locking his workstation down (much too late) to be shocked to see a pink pile of man junk proliferate his screen. This works exceptionally well when female hetero passers by notice the commotion from his cube.
William: "Well, I'm done for the day have a good weekend"... "WHAT THE FU(*K!"
Ted: "LOL"
Betty: "How many times are you going to give him a Screengayver Ted?" "LOL"
Ted: "LOL"
Betty: "How many times are you going to give him a Screengayver Ted?" "LOL"
by Grizzly August 27, 2009
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