Definitions by Gringo

headlamps 

Basicaly, a large pair of BREASTS,

headlamps by Gringo June 4, 2003

Dagnham Handshake 

A difficult manuover whereby a gentleman places his pinky up a lady's BRONZE EYE, the middle 3 fingers within the FANJITA and the thumb rests lightly on the DEVIL'S DOORBELL. A Dagnham Handshake is easier from behind, though adepts in the handshake can perform it from up front whilst gazing romanticly at the lady's HEADLAMPS.

Dagnham Handshake by Gringo June 4, 2003