Porter

A man with a substantial amount of bad luck, typically with money, women and the penile gene.

I feel bad for Tyler, he has no luck with the ladies, has a small wiener and can't even afford to pay attention...There's no doubt he's a porter.

by Gregory hunter October 19, 2018

liznick

Someone who likes to wear shirts that are either too small or too short.

Omg, you see brads shirt ? He's being a total Liznick

by Gregory hunter June 18, 2011