Gregory V. Richardson's definitions

pandacious

Seeing things in a black and white manner, like the colors of a panda.

Viewing life as extremes.

Unable to see a middle ground.

In his pandacious view, other people were either for him or against him.

by Gregory V. Richardson November 30, 2003

larrilism

This is a statement which is partially true, stated with conviction, and which may initially seem correct to other people, but the statement is off the mark in some way. It is named after Larry Ray Richardson who is prone to such statements when he talks of things outside of his area of expertise (business).

As Larry said today (10 April 2004) when talking of how a man can metaphorically sell his own brother for profit, "It's like the story of David in the Bible." He meant the story of Joseph.

by Gregory V. Richardson April 10, 2004

pneumocorporialkinetoplumbolysis

Literally, this means soul-body-moving-lead-seperation. This is death by execution via a firing squad. Compare with pneumocorporealelectrolysis or pneumocorporealchemolysis.

The murderer was executed by pneumocorporialkinetoplumbolysis.

by Gregory V. Richardson March 3, 2004

karmacidal

Prone to killing off the fruits of good karma by performing bad actions, hence, mean or evil to others. Compare with kargasm, karspasm, and karplastic.

He was deemed karmacidal because of his evil actions to take advantage of others for his own benefit.

by Gregory V. Richardson April 9, 2004

farmassist

This is a person who helps on the farm and is subject to the direction and complaints rendered by the farmoaner. Of course, the farmassist may eventually need help from the pharmacist who can dispense antidepressants.

The farmassist was sent about the farm to take care of innumberable tasks while the farmoaner complained from the shaded porch with iced tea in hand.

by Gregory V. Richardson July 25, 2004