Gregory V. Richardson's definitions

cleopatranize

When a woman condescendingly treats a man as if she is his queen.

He finally left her when he felt she would always cleopatranize him and treat him as an inferior.

by Gregory V. Richardson May 22, 2006

farmoaner

This is the person who owns the farm but moans and complains to the hard working farmassist who does the hard work and for some reason wants a living wage.

The farmoaner sat on the shaded porch with iced tea in hand as he ordered the farmassist to complete tasks in the hot sun, but the farmoaner complained of the wages he had to pay and acted as if it was he who was burdened by circumstance.

by Gregory V. Richardson July 25, 2004

corpolysis

This is the breaking up of the body, usually by decay after death, but could include that which occurs during extreme trauma (e.g. vehicle crashes or suicide bombing).

The airplane crashed into the ground with a graveyard of corpolysis. See corpolytic.

by Gregory V. Richardson March 24, 2004

pandacious

Seeing things in a black and white manner, like the colors of a panda.

Viewing life as extremes.

Unable to see a middle ground.

In his pandacious view, other people were either for him or against him.

by Gregory V. Richardson November 30, 2003

farmassist

This is a person who helps on the farm and is subject to the direction and complaints rendered by the farmoaner. Of course, the farmassist may eventually need help from the pharmacist who can dispense antidepressants.

The farmassist was sent about the farm to take care of innumberable tasks while the farmoaner complained from the shaded porch with iced tea in hand.

by Gregory V. Richardson July 25, 2004

wifal

Of or related to a wife. Variation of wifel.

She chose to be an at home mother whose wifal duties including transporting children to various social activities.

by Gregory V. Richardson February 7, 2004

karplastic

This word describes a person's state of very changable karma. The implication is that the person performs various good and bad actions and is, therefore, not conscious enough to direct actions in a good direction only.

Although he was often a thoughtful person, his occasional impulsive and hurtful actions implied a very karplastic lifestyle.

by Gregory V. Richardson March 24, 2004