Gregg 's definitions

body your cheeks

The art form of fucking people in the ass hard

I will body your cheeks

by Gregg December 1, 2016

smoke a pirate

To fellate another man.

Go smoke a pirate.

by Gregg July 12, 2003

Krab

Fish, usually pollock or similar, or a mixture, processed to resemble crab meat, but cannot be legally called crab (i.e. imitation crab).

I'll take one of those krab cakes, please.

by Gregg February 10, 2004

cock knobbler

A male homosexual.

by Gregg July 12, 2003

kba

Generally some loser who's name starts with or is Scott. Spends most of their time troubleshooting AOL connections (WHO KNOWS WHY?!?) This type of person's main goal in life is to find their sexual orientation!

Man, that guy is definatly KBA!

by Gregg March 27, 2004

Skid

Brown shit stains on a pair of briefs, or a person who is discovered with(or suspected of having) said marks.

by Gregg July 12, 2003

beaver fever

Extreme horniness. An unquenchable need for some pussy.

Hey Susuan, I hate to phone you up this late but I've got a bad case of beaver fever.

by Gregg July 12, 2003