Greg from The Committee's definitions

Ampanadas

To go down on a female Amputee's

Ampanadas struggle to maintain good hygiene but if you can find a tasty one, its all down hill from there, and the leg doesn't get in your way

by Greg from The Committee December 14, 2016

A Tooth Fairy

While your significant other is sleeping, you need to ejaculate under her pillow without them waking up.

My wife woke up to a Tooth Fairy this morning. She left a nice treat for her under the pillow, without a trace.

by Greg from The Committee April 19, 2021

Plumbers Swab

When your hard and sit down to go pee. If the tip of your penis grazes the bowl. You performed a Plumbers Swab.

You know you had a Plumbers Swab when the wet cold pale touches the tip of your cocktail. Hopefully you don't find and residue afterwards.

by Greg from The Committee March 2, 2021

Dusty Back Road

The skid mark in your new underwear from your nasty ass not being washed from yesterday.

I sat down this morning for my typical shit before work and I saw I had a Dusty Back Road. I guess I should have showered last night.

by Greg from The Committee May 24, 2023

Buffalo Stever

To take something very simple and create as much useless bull shit as possible, while trying to make yourself look like you have authority.

I just want to finish work and go home. Management dropped a Buffalo Stever (BS) on my, now I gotta drive to the other side of the city.

by Greg from The Committee February 7, 2022

Jucas

It's a derived from a person found in a
unionized executive position
However it further contains character traits of an individual that is unscrupulous Communistic and a complete and utter Narcissist. Typically found as an appointed person by other social pariah members of its own CUPE local.

The Acting VP of our local is a total Jucas. That guy needs to get a life.

by Greg from The Committee March 11, 2022

The Dexter

When you have an explosive diarrhea shit but the hemroids burst causing the blood spatter to spray all over the bowl.

Looks like someone died in there bro. Like watching "The Dexter" show all-over again

by Greg from The Committee May 31, 2023