Jerry

A good for nothing fuckboy who thinks he's entitled to going around breaking every girl's heart that he can come across without any serious repercussions. He may pretend to care for and manipulate the said female and then proceed to hurt her later on. He hits on every female and doesn't care about who he cheats on. He typically flexes his moolah in a very cliche way, an example being pulling up to his high school with a leather patented Porsche and shamelessly flashing his 24k gold chain. He came from a wealthy upbringing and all of his money is from his father. So what I'm saying is he's broke as a joke and has no real work ethic and is only rich because he's leeching off of daddy. He has a silver tongue so naivete is a dangerous game to play if you've never been in a relationship. He also never outgrew the "asshole phase" that some boys go through. Luckily for most cases everyone thinks he's superficial and a douche bag. In the case that he does get in a "relationship" with a gold digger most likely he will lead her on, making her believe that she'll get some fat stacks but in reality is still just using her without giving her a dime and breaks up with her anyways. If you come across a Jerry who is suave towards you and flexes daddy's money, get out of there because there is a high chance you're going to end up with a broken heart. If they fuck you over like that I give you my full permission to spray paint "Certified Fuckboy" all over his car.

*Jerry walks through the doors with his bling bling*
Fara: Holy shit... Look at Jerry he's so rich ugh I wish I had a guy like him.
Sara: Bitch what?? You know that he's just another fuckboy and girls only want him for his money if they already are accustomed to his personality.
Fara: Yeah I know and I don't really care I kinda just want his money.
Sara: Jeez you really are a shallow one huh?
Fara: Tch whatever.
Sergio: Girls are weird

by Greg floppin January 30, 2021

Starri

I am only typing up this definition because when you use the !urban command in Discord for this name it automatically gives you the horny description. Ok so a (Metacarcinus) Starri is an extinct species of crab in the family Cancridae, subfamily Cancrinae. They probably would've tasted good and made for a good jumbo but nobody knows now because they're all dead.

Person 1: Ayo I'm gonna look at some Urban Dictionary because I know they got some juicy definitions...
Person 2: Wtf man stop it
Person 1: *Seaches up Starri* Oh. I wasn't expecting to learn fun facts.
Person 2: *Laughs*

by Greg floppin January 13, 2021