Greg Smith's definitions

snot schrapnel

when you blow so hard into the tissue that it blows apart. the part that comes out is snot schrapnel

you might want to check yourself dude youve got snot schrapnel everywhere.

by greg smith March 5, 2007

cumtwat

a female with a delicious piece of pie

yea! go ahead man, get you some of that cumtwat. I know i have.

by Greg Smith February 7, 2007

ball squall

it is the sound a chic makes when she sees your unit with the accessories and knows that she better beg for mercy and that this is going to be a night to remember.(with the appropriate soreness)

oh please be gentle. dont make me ball squall.

by greg smith February 21, 2007

shawt

the usually discarded portion of your cigarette. most often having only 3 or 4 drags left until it starts to smell like the butt is burning.

Hey man, Let me catch dat shawt. I just ran out of smokes before I saw you.

by Greg Smith February 14, 2007

cumbag

someone with a huge nut sack. that you just know is going to blow some innocent chics head off.

Oh no girl, you dont want to go out with him. He's a cumbag.

by greg smith February 21, 2007

ball squall

it is the sound a chic makes when she sees your unit with the accessories and knows that she better beg for mercy and that this is going to be a night to remember.(with the appropriate soreness)

oh please be gentle. dont make me ball squall.

by greg smith February 21, 2007

jilo

The sound a pig makes when it is jiggled

I jiloed a pig and it make a weird noise

by Greg Smith November 30, 2020