Greg Proops's definitions

SKIP

A very tasty and potent alcoholic drink concoction mixed in a large cooler consisting of:

1 bag of ice
1 66 of Gin
24 beer
3-4 frozen fruit juice concentrate (Dino-sour is recommended)

Mix all together and serve immediately.
Serves 8-12 or one lumberjack
Probably one of the of the funnest experiences you can have.
Recommended for backyard or lake parties.

"Man, drinking all that SKIP last night had me naked and dancing on the roof"

by Greg Proops April 22, 2008

cranberry condom

An early morning discovery of a penis covered in menstrual blood.

"I took home that girl from the bar and fucked her bare-back. The next morning I woke up with a Cranberry Condom"

by Greg Proops April 22, 2008