Jon Seccombe

A man who has saved everyone from the depths of despair. He serenades you as you sleep, and smiles while you wake. God has gifted this man to us. Let us bow our heads in prayer.

Man, Jon Seccombe saved me from sin.

by Greg Heffley the real one March 09, 2022

Molkentin

A man of the era. Men with this last name are superior in all aspects. Most likely they can play bass really well.

mmmmmm molkentin

by Greg Heffley the real one March 08, 2022

Liddiard

Some one with this surname screwed you over and you're still mad about it. Most likely squared shaped.

Ugh, is that a Liddiard?

by Greg Heffley the real one March 08, 2022

St Mary's

School of female

St Mary's is a school of female

by Greg Heffley the real one March 09, 2022

Rienits

An absolute lad. Anyone who has this last name is above all else. They are Gods among men. Blessed be their name.

OMG I love that Rienits guy

by Greg Heffley the real one March 08, 2022

Michael Molkentin

the sexiest man on the planet. Used to play in a band and secretly still wants to be a super star.
You are obliged to love him <3

Zamn zaddy, that Michael Molkentin guy is hawt

by Greg Heffley the real one March 08, 2022

Seccombe

Man who makes godly music. A Christian so handsome he could convert me anytime.

Have you listened to Jon Seccombe's music? it slaps

by Greg Heffley the real one March 08, 2022