Definitions by Greg Heffley the real one

Jon Seccombe 

A man who has saved everyone from the depths of despair. He serenades you as you sleep, and smiles while you wake. God has gifted this man to us. Let us bow our heads in prayer.

Man, Jon Seccombe saved me from sin.

Jon Seccombe by Greg Heffley the real one March 8, 2022

St Mary's 

School of female

St Mary's is a school of female

St Mary's by Greg Heffley the real one March 8, 2022

le frog 

A suspiciously French frog who does suspiciously French things

You reckon that girl is a le frog? Yes.

le frog by Greg Heffley the real one March 8, 2022

Molkentin 

A man of the era. Men with this last name are superior in all aspects. Most likely they can play bass really well.

mmmmmm molkentin

Molkentin by Greg Heffley the real one March 7, 2022

Seccombe 

Man who makes godly music. A Christian so handsome he could convert me anytime.

Have you listened to Jon Seccombe's music? it slaps

Seccombe by Greg Heffley the real one March 7, 2022

Rienits 

An absolute lad. Anyone who has this last name is above all else. They are Gods among men. Blessed be their name.

OMG I love that Rienits guy

Rienits by Greg Heffley the real one March 7, 2022

Liddiard 

Some one with this surname screwed you over and you're still mad about it. Most likely squared shaped.

Ugh, is that a Liddiard?

Liddiard by Greg Heffley the real one March 7, 2022