Definitions by Greg Cole

Top 8

The contemptuous system of displaying ones eight favorite Myspace friends on your Myspace profile (by default).

1) OMG you totally removed me from your top 8. I'm so taking you off of mine right now.

2) Dude, my girlfriend just threw a hissy fit because my Top 8 had two girls who are hotter than her. She made me take them down *emo tear*.

Top 8 by Greg Cole February 12, 2006

prounce 

Walla Walla term for a sexual pounce toward another person.

Brendan: Those upstate girls in Spocompton were all ready to prounce on me this weekend!

Greg: Yea.... Whateva.

prounce by Greg Cole April 27, 2005

aquahol 

-American non-hard alcohol. Generally watered down lager (beer).

-Any watered down alcohol.

Drew: Dude, call me white trash, but Keystone Ice is my... most favorite beer everrr.

Greg: Dude, that actual lager you call \'beer\' is so watered down it\'s practically water. Screw that aquahol, gimme the 151.

aquahol by Greg Cole April 26, 2005

sex wounds 

Parallel to battle wounds in the amount of respect received by others when shown to the mass. Sex wounds may be identified by, but not limited to: bruises, scratch marks, bite marks, mangled wrists, the absence of hair or flesh in areas, welts, missing earlobes, and/or unexplainable piercings, scars, or discoloration. Causes may vary from the basic use of nails or teeth to the more elaborate (and it shows) use of whips, chains, handcuffs, or various elastic devices.

Drew: Dude, Greg, what are those marks all over your back from?

Greg: Keep that shit quiet man.

Random Bystander: Wow, i wish i could get some sex wounds of my own (That Greg guy is one lucky bastard)!

sex wounds by Greg Cole April 23, 2005

ski jump nose 

A ski jump nose is the cutest looking sort of nose that has at least a slight inward curve to it (looks like a ski jump).

Greg: "Dude, Amy's got the cutest little ski jump nose ever!"

Mike: "Dag yo, Jessica's got one of those too!"

ski jump nose by Greg Cole April 20, 2005

Zen 

Productline by Creative. Portable music players which are similar to but not equal to the ever too popular iPod.

Dude, i just got my Creative Zen Micro. This badass toy piledrives your iPod Mini into the sewer gutter any day! No joke, bra.

Zen by Greg Cole March 27, 2005

Utopia Temple 

Totally badass site with helpful tools to play the popular math-and-text based game Utopia. Also has a killer forum to waste your time in inbetween hour changes for obsessed Utopia players.

Tanek: Dude, i totally suXors to this leet elf/mage l33t Catcher.
Catcher: Yo, fool - use your UT attack calc next time you want to suicide your ass at me or I'll blow you away with massive FB's x22 with MS and storms out of spite!

Utopia Temple by Greg Cole March 17, 2005