Definitions by Greenbriar29

Buttmunching 

When two people put their assholes together and one person shits causing the other person to “eat it” with their asshole.

When my girlfriend and I were buttmunching the other day, I felt a great sense of fulfillment as my asshole munched on her shit.

Buttmunching by Greenbriar29 March 7, 2023

Cum-sculpting 

The action of having sex with an inanimate object so much that it becomes stiff like a rock.

I’ve been cum-sculpting my Mikasa body pillow to fit her exact curves.

Cum-sculpting by Greenbriar29 March 7, 2023

Cheese-toesty 

This is when someone heats their cheesy toes on a radiator and the odor fills the entire room.

Jack is such an asshole, he’s making a cheese-toesty right now and stinking up the whole room.

Cheese-toesty by Greenbriar29 March 7, 2023

Cankophile 

A Cankophile is defined as a person that has a deep attraction to cankles and is aroused by them.

These people are a part of the LGBTQC+ community as they are only attracted to the cankles and not the host of the cankles.

I couldn’t resist the way her ankles blended with her calf, I think I’m such a Cankophile.

Cankophile by Greenbriar29 March 7, 2023

Cum-kwart 

The sound cum makes when it comes out of the holster.

The cum-kwart he made was very arousing.

Cum-kwart by Greenbriar29 March 7, 2023

Beezer

This is noun that means that someone is a mean person. It can also become a verb if someone beezes mean to someone.

You saw Jake, right? He’s such a beezer.

Beezer by Greenbriar29 March 7, 2023