Consuela

Universal name for a hotel maid.
"We need more towels. Call Consuela!"
by GreenMonter August 08, 2005
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frosh clumps

(1.) Groups of first year college students that stay together.

(2.) A sexually transmitted disease that one develops by fornicating with freshmen.
(1.) Fuck, there are no tables left because frosh clumps invaded the dining hall.

(2.) Eww, you should get those frosh clumps checked out before they spreak to your junk.
by GreenMonter March 25, 2005
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Jabba the Hut

A man or woman with many chins.
Damn, she's Jabba the Hut. She has no neck!
by GreenMonter March 25, 2005
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Novak

A conservative columnist and TV personality who resembles Jabba the Hut appearance and tonw.
Novak's on Crossfire, he's about to eat some pie.
by GreenMonter March 25, 2005
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schaivo

Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): schai·vo; schai·vo·ed;

1: To incapacitate someone.
2: To deprived of food and/or water.
3: FUBAR
1: Don't mess with me, dude. I'll schaivo you.
2: Pull over. I'm schavoed.
3: Dude, she's schaivoed.
by GreenMonter April 15, 2005
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