by Graffilthier May 19, 2008

Very similar in behavior to trailer trash...An individual with the outside appearance of successful living (i.e. McMansion or large house, Mercedes in the driveway, trappings, etc)...yet in actuality, conducts his/her life like an animal in the zoo (i.e. heavy substance abuse, extramarital affairs, scandals, slumming, etc.)
by Graffilthier May 23, 2008

Britney Spears wannabe...Thinks that dressing like a slut, singing like a drunken diva, possessing little or no talent, and aceing clothing endorsement will make her millions...and it does!
by Graffilthier May 23, 2008

Often accompanied by the descriptive prefix "Stretchin'"...The girl who'll do everyone, anytime, anywhere...Usually wears clogs and sundress with no panties or bra...
She's always stretchin'...that GRETCHEN!
by Graffilthier May 18, 2008

Usually an ugly woman, clad in curlers and a long nightgown, has long since given up on getting any real stiffies, and supplements her sexual appetites with quite an assortment of sexual tools/devices...
by Graffilthier May 18, 2008

"Whuffo he stand in dat intasection wit a unifoam on wavin' to the cars?"
"Whuffo he scrawl dat dere nasty stuff on de wall by de playground?"
"Whuffo she stand on dat street corna all lookin' tricked up like dat?"
"Whuffo he scrawl dat dere nasty stuff on de wall by de playground?"
"Whuffo she stand on dat street corna all lookin' tricked up like dat?"
by Graffilthier May 24, 2008

A brand of just another expensive hippie shoe, mostly clogs, worn by professionals, artists, and intellectuals...Similar to Birkenstocks, but generally last quite a bit longer...
He thinks he's the cat's meow in his Danskos...
by Graffilthier May 18, 2008
