Baklava

What people who are too damn stupid to sound out "balaclava" say when referring to the black wool face hood used in the military.

It's not a pastry dumbass.

SGT Stupid: "High Speed! Take that baklava off your head when you're inside a building."

by Govt Incompetence May 02, 2021

Mangina

When a guy tucks his junk between his legs and all you can see is his "bush"

Often done in front of the mirror alone or as a prank on someone.

Is it weird that my mangina turns me on?

God damnit! Put your mangina away. Nobody wants to see that shit.

by Govt Incompetence May 02, 2021

Pop hot

To fail a urinalysis for drug use.

PVT Smith was so nervous he was going to pop hot, he pissed all over the specimen bottle.

by Govt Incompetence May 02, 2021

popisms

When an old person makes up a word they don't know or remember because, hell, they are old and don't care. Also they know it really doesn't matter anyway.

Gramps told me yesterday that "It's that funny guy with his FaceChatter and Snapbooks ruining the country."

Popisms fly out of his mouth when he gets all worked up.

by Govt Incompetence May 02, 2021