3 definitions by Government Cheese Eater
A horribly gruesome case of runny chunky trots that looks like Wolf Brand Chili (with or without beans depending on consistency). There are 3 levels of “The Wolf Brandies” - no beans, mild, and spicy.
Burl: Bro I just ate 5 quadruple layer burritos from Toxic Hell...where’s your bathroom?
Chance: Ya, I totally smelled those rancid farts you’ve been blowin in my direction. It’s down the hall and to the left.
Burl: Thanks dude. I feel a horrible case of the Wolf Brandies coming on...EXTRA SPICY.
Chance: Ya, I totally smelled those rancid farts you’ve been blowin in my direction. It’s down the hall and to the left.
Burl: Thanks dude. I feel a horrible case of the Wolf Brandies coming on...EXTRA SPICY.
by Government Cheese Eater December 14, 2020
Usually, fecal matter from the canine species which has been hardening under harsh sunlight for a number of days and has developed a thin layer of white flour-like substance on the top otherwise known as white dog shit or WDS
Brock Huntington: I was walking Becky back to her sorority house and I suddenly felt something squishy under my Adidas cross trainers.
Becky Livingston: What is that horrible smell. It literally smells like dead cat, rotten tamales, and jerry curl.
Brock: OH MY GOD! It’s WDS!!!
Becky Livingston: What is that horrible smell. It literally smells like dead cat, rotten tamales, and jerry curl.
Brock: OH MY GOD! It’s WDS!!!
by Government Cheese Eater March 12, 2020
Beatrix: OMG! Someone just threw a HUGE pile of turtle diarrhea on Farnsworth!
Darrin: It sounds like he just got DICKED!
Beatrix: No doubt.
Darrin: It sounds like he just got DICKED!
Beatrix: No doubt.
by Government Cheese Eater September 22, 2021